Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by Auli » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:15 am

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ru ... e8412c773c

Really, HuffPo?

I saw more a dad pushing hormone blockers on his son, coach not letting Rudolph join (#NoWhitesDay) and Elf-Dad telling his son to go to tranny-training in primary school.

See? You can turn this shit into anything you want.
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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:17 am

Spooner's got a big red nose

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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by Stranger » Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:38 am

Nobody should care about Rudolph anyway. He was made to make Christmas even more marketable than it already was and the story is literally just about a bunch of two-faced losers who hate him for no reason until he does something for them and then they, "accept," him because he's famous.

Even Santa doesn't acknowledge him until he's needed.

Honestly. What a terrible story.
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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by mad bum » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:05 am

Oh dear, a movie made in the 60's being mean spirited and racist but have a small bit of charm is not SJW? Who knew?
The movie is supposed to tie the good with the bad into a feel good story, and yes people were racist in the 60's, and they are still racist today.

People back then were red forman.

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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:05 am

Stranger wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:38 am
Honestly. What a terrible story.
'Murrican Christmas lore is stupid. Nothing but faggy midget elves and radioactive animals. Just give me a big jolly guy with a bag full of presents and his demonic assistant who will pwn you if you've been naughty.
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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by Auli » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:57 pm

Wait... who's Santa's assistent?

In Norway we just have a fat guy with a beard that used to come down the chimney. Although, after all the sexual allegations and breaking an entering charges, he now has to ring the door.

Btw... I accepted being Santa this year for my friend who has a small kid. Knowing me, I'll somehow fuck it up and scare the living shit out of the kid or she'll recognise me or something.
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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:34 pm

Auli wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:57 pm
Btw... I accepted being Santa this year for my friend who has a small kid. Knowing me, I'll somehow fuck it up and scare the living shit out of the kid or she'll recognise me or something.
Or you get that darn Santa-related erection when she sits on your lap. That's why they get old men to play Santa, impotency is a prerequisite for the job.

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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:36 pm

Auli wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:57 pm
Wait... who's Santa's assistent?
The Krampus. Some horned goat/devil guy who basically beats the shit out of bad kids.

German folklore has Knecht Ruprecht instead, who is basically a Mirror Universe version of Santa that also beats up bad kids.
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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:48 pm

Ironic how Europe never babied their kids, even in fiction.

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Re: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attacked by HuffPo

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:51 pm

My dream is an accurate movie adaptation of Struwwelpeter by Pixar. Or whoever made the Saw movies.
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