Germany aka Krautland

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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:08 am

That leaves me with some Comedian style action. I am fine with that too.
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:09 am

GitGud wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:08 am
That leaves me with some Comedian style action. I am fine with that too.
Flamethrowers are still not illegal.
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:18 am

Could spray them with disinfection gel.... Am i to blame when thouse fuckers smoke while dosed in flamable liquide?
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That was fun.
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:21 am

GitGud wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:18 am
Could spray them with disinfection gel.... Am i to blame when thouse fuckers smoke while dosed in flamable liquide?
Of course not! You're the hero fighting the illness that ruins this nation. I'm talking about Corona, of course. :lol:
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:38 am

If only DHI had a plane, then we could bring the biggest spray bottle to the table. The BLU-82B Daisy Cutter. That thing is build to desinfect wider areas...
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That was fun.
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:28 pm

I think a A-10 Thunderbolt II goes for about 16 million. Better cut down on your Figuarts purchases, guys!
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:39 pm

Just need a 55gallon drum filled with fuel and a center pipe filled with ANFO. Place it in an dirty sector, put up a sign with "Police are your friends" and wait...
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:16 pm

In other hilarious Kraut news: The payment processer Wirecard, after a lengthy clown show of them being unable to provide last year's balance sheet, had to admit that a grand sum of 1.9 billion Euros in their accounts most likely just doesn't exist. But they totally dindu nuffin!
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:19 pm

That's an easy sum to misplace.
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Re: Germany aka Krautland

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:24 pm

Certainly a good excuse to whip out one of my favorite clips again:
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