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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:59 pm

How does the Holy Caliphate of Britbongistan even rate on the shitposting scale? Who made that macro?
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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by mad bum » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:24 pm

Dunno, I just figured it related to the leaf and kangaroo debacle on this thread. 8-)
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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:01 pm

As bad as burgerland is, I cannot fathom ever living in a country that allows this:

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Basically our equivalent of having harsher penalties and jail time for possession of marijuana than manslaughter.

Except in this case, it looks like it can literally be for anything some miserable middle manager somewhere has the power to convict you.
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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:30 pm

Man fuck Scotland I'm glad my family left there in the 80's.

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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Duwango » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:37 am

The entire character of Germany is the fact it is ugly, uncomfortable, impractical, disgusting, inhospitable and boring. Not a single human being has ever lived there. And that is why it is perfect for a dweller like Kugel, a native aboriginal.

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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Poonoo » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:42 am

Duwango wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:37 am
The entire character of Germany is the fact it is ugly, uncomfortable, impractical, disgusting, inhospitable and boring. Not a single human being has ever lived there. And that is why it is perfect for a dweller like Kugel, a native aboriginal.
You're still butthurt :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Duwango » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:08 am

Poonoo wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:42 am
Duwango wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:37 am
The entire character of Germany is the fact it is ugly, uncomfortable, impractical, disgusting, inhospitable and boring. Not a single human being has ever lived there. And that is why it is perfect for a dweller like Kugel, a native aboriginal.
You're still butthurt :lol: :lol: :lol:
You are terribly unfunny and uninteresting. Go away.

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Re: Germany votes 2017

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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Duwango » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:48 am

In my language (German) we have a word "Hahnrei" which translates roughly to "cuckold". This is someone who lets his wife get fucked by another man (preferably black) and enjoys it. Depending on the severity of the cuckold maybe he would also like a half black baby.

However, in Germany and in Pennsylvania there are many other types of cuckold/Hahnrei. I will list them here, in order of patheticness.

But first, some terminology:

Cut: This is someone who is circumcised. Cuckoldry is especially common among cut people as they are beta and cannot properly please their wives with their cut cocks.

Cock-tumours: These are tumours which are especially common in cut people and people with aids. They cause the cock to fall off eventually.

Bull: This is the man who cuckolds the cuckold by fucking his wife. Generally he is alpha, ripped and black or Turkish.

Street gym: These are just weights laid out on the street in highly Turkish areas of Germany. These areas are highly animalistic in nature, here it doesn't matter how smart or rich you are, but rather how alpha you are and how much you can lift. Ripped Turks walk around wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.

Intersection: These are just crossroads/intersections.

Intersection Alpha: These are ripped black men/Turks who stand at intersections with their cocks hanging out. Since drivers have to stop at intersections they are forced to view the intersection alphas and often the women in the cars cannot resist but be allured to the alpha with his cock out.

Street-Gym-Intersection: Simply a street gym located on an intersection. Turks who lift the most get the most prized, visible position on the intersection.

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Re: Germany votes 2017

Post by Duwango » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:48 am

One last term: Hotwife: The wife of the cuckold who gets fucked by the bull.

Now, onto some types of Cuckold/Hahnrei. Let's start with the least extreme:

Mutualhahnrei (Mutual-Cuckold): This is where not only the cuckold but also the bull is a cuckold. Mutual-cuckoldry involves two cuckolds and two hotwifes: Cuckold A fucks the hotwife of Cuckold B, and cuckold B fucks the hotwife of cuckold A.

Zweite-grad-Hahnrei (Second degree cuckold): this is another example where the bull is a cuckold. While he is fucking the hotwife of the cuckold, the Second degree cuckold gets turned on by the cuckold's cock while he is fapping to him. The normal cuckold gets turned on by the second degree cuckold fucking his wife, and the second degree cuckold gets turned on by the cuckold pleasuring himself to him.

Bosshahnrei (Boss-Cuckold): A Bosshahnrei is a cuckold who has gone beyond the veil of cuckoldry and started dwelling on the lifeforce of the Bulls he chooses for his hotwife. He also abducts Bulls to satisfy his wife's needs and leave behind the empty, broken shell of a once alpha Bull. The boss cuckold is one example of a cuckold who is actually alpha. When the bull of the boss hahnrei cums he loses his lifeforce to the hotwife and the bosshahnrei.

Street Gym Alpha Pusher (SGAP): This is not a cuckold but a type of bull who trains in the street gyms. Usually he is ripped and turkish or black. He is the leader of the pack and his friends sell drugs to fund the street gym.

The next example is the "Lumpenhahnrei". (Raggy cuckold). This is a very beta form of cuckold who is too beta to confront his bull. Instead of actively confronting his bull, he tries to obtain the cum of the bull subtly.

The Lumpenhahnrei will often break into the house of the bull and search around his bedroom for traces of cum left on his clothes. If he cannot find any he will knock the bull out with chloroform and then begin to suck the bull off. When the bull cums the Lumpenhahnrei will swirl around the cum in his mouth and run home to his hotwife. He will then spit out the cum into his hotwife's vagina.

Next up is the "Pozzhahnrei" (Pozz-cuckold, from the Pozzers who purposely infect themselves with AIDS). While the normal cuckold wants only one gift - a black baby, The Pozzhahnrei wants three gifts. He will go to the street gym and ask for a black man with AIDS. The black man with aids then gets in the car with the Pozz-Cuckold and use the AIDS-cutter (a small knife which is inserted into the penis and twisted to cut it up) to cut the cocks of both the AIDS-black man and the Pozz-hahnrei. When they both have bleeding cocks the AIDS-black man will dock the Pozz-cuckold until they both ejaculate. Thus the Pozzhahnrei will get AIDS from the black man. That is his first gift.

Next, the Pozzhahnrei and the Aids-nigger will go to the Pozzhahnrei's house and the AIDS-nigger will fuck the Pozzhahnrei's wife, thus giving her AIDS too. That is the second gift.

Finally, 9 months later the Pozz-hotwife has a black baby who also has AIDS. And that is the third and greatest gift, the knowledge that the baby is half black and not genetically related to the cuckold, and will continue to infect more white women with AIDS as he grows up.

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