God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

Those first two are pretty much the same tweet. Methinks paid Bloomberg shills

He's been caught doing this before.

[Le Redditeur]

Top kek.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Comrade Sanders will create Soviet States of America for glory to the motherland.

[CuckTurdginson]

Presently looking for good tweets from people who take issue with Trump's "heightism" in regards to Mini Mike.

i think those are shitposts.

[Guest]

Reddit is about to close The_Donald. Admins are banning all the old mods and replacing them with cucks. They did the same thing to cringeanarchy last year, turning it into a lefty mess before outright removing it after everyone rebelled.

[Keith Chegwin]

Not surprising

[mad bum]

the donald was just a meme circle jerk anyway, those faggots should of just made there own forum.

[RAPEMAN]

the donald was just a meme circle jerk anyway, those faggots should of just made there own forum.

It would have been botted mercilessly.

[MegaNigger]

the donald was just a meme circle jerk anyway, those faggots should of just made there own forum.

It would have been botted mercilessly.

Implying people that touted "learn to code" know anything about computers beyond what Apple tells them.

[Kugelfisch]

I really enjoy how Trump talks like a seasoned stand-up comedian.

When Obama was "funny", he sounded like a standard-issue late night talk show host, always thinking about the ratings, trying not to be too controversial. When Trump is funny, he sounds like Andrew Dice Clay on "The Day the Laughter Died". He's just riffing and rude and nasty and he's not needy for the laugh. He's made of solid granite. He's not begging for your approval. He doesn't give a fuck.

None of the Democratic hopefuls have balls like that.

Sounds like a Doge Stanhope bit to me. I can imagine Stanhope saying that shit 1:1, word for word and with that exact timing. All that's missing is a really spicy punchline Trump can't say as president. Something like "You know Hollywood is fucked when the best movie is made by people that think of dog as a dish instead of a pet.".
Yeah, needs some snappier writing but you get the point.