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Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:57 am
by Lindsay's Liver
Anyone who carjacks their Lyft ride should get the maximum penalty just being a giant idiot.

THEY HAVE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION FROM THE APP, DUMMY.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:54 am
by Rapeculture
Lindsay's Liver wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:57 am
Anyone who carjacks their Lyft ride should get the maximum penalty just being a giant idiot.

THEY HAVE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION FROM THE APP, DUMMY.
Niggers can't into apps unless it's Instagram or Tinder.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:25 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Lindsay's Liver wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:57 am
Anyone who carjacks their Lyft ride should get the maximum penalty just being a giant idiot.

THEY HAVE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION FROM THE APP, DUMMY.
What if you faked the information, and used a burner phone?

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:08 pm
by Tony Schiavone
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:25 pm

What if you faked the information, and used a burner phone?
Way too much thought and effort involved for people who do things like this. Also there's the fact that you have--you know--a stolen car. There's all kinds of things like LoJack and OnStar and even the Lyft app itself in the car that can help quickly identify where it is. The fact that you're driving around with a super-obvious pink mustache on the front bumper doesn't help either.

Criminals tend to be fantastically stupid about these sort of things. People like us who put thought into these sort of things, eventually usually realize it takes less effort and risk to take all that mental energy and just earn money legally.
rabidtictac wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:41 pm

As corrupt as institutions like Unions were/are, I do feel it was very important to institute some basic worker's rights so we don't have to work 7 days a week from the age of 8.
I've come around on private sector unions, mainly because of this. Each group between labor and management has their own self-interest, so they usually work toward a middle compromise that benefit the workers while still keeping the business afloat and making money. That's OK, and why I'm glad we don't have child labor anymore.

PUBLIC sector unions--on the other hand--are a complete sham.
In this case, the owners are the government, who realize the workers are also their customers (i.e. voters). And because it's also not their own money, they're much more willing to give their union workers anything they want generously hand over fist. So long as it doesn't get too obvious to get reported (or they get greedy and bankrupt the city), they can lie in bed with each other year after year.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:07 pm
by rabidtictac
Crimes are tailor-made for the stupid. Very few of them think about how to get away with the crime. And I don't mean like that story of the father who murdered the pedophile who raped his son. That guy fully expected to go to trial and just didn't care. And it worked out for him. What I mean is more like, criminals steal shit and go pawn it, then the cops check the pawn shops after a complaint is filed and the guy gets immediately caught. Or a dude will rob a store and then go run into his own car with his own license plates and drive away. People rob stores all the time and get caught because they didn't wear a mask and they were driving a car with plates that can be traced back to them. Or some dude shoots a guy with his grandfather's rifle and discards the gun. So the registration on the gun gets back to this 80 year-old grandpa. Cops are pretty sure the grandpa didn't do it but lo and behold, he has a good-for-nothing grandson who has been doing drugs for the last 15 years. Whatta fuckin' surprise.

The smart criminals work for institutions that make what they do semi-legal. Or they operate in areas where the law is openly corrupt.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:49 pm
by Kugelfisch
Seen something the other week about some dude killing his wife.
He bought a house one month before he killed her, completely unbeknownst to anyone in his family. As soon as she "went missing" he had a new bitch, who was seen wearing her wedding ring that she never took off. So the police investigate him, find that he's bought cement and shit with his credit card two days before she was missing. Surprise, surprise, he buried her in cement in the garage of the newly bought house that he wanted to move in to with his new bitch after selling the other house.
The dude couldn't have laid more obvious traces if he tried and yet thought he was super smart with his planning.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:33 pm
by Guest
There used to be a poster on the /r/opieandanthony subplebbit named Chris Kuhn. He was a nigger with a fucked up nose who would cancel the gigs of Anthony's brother's homoerotic cover band. Last year he took his son to Walmart, stole a vizio soundbar, thought he got caught, left the vizio in the "vestibule" at the store, started a high speed chase with nobody chasing him, didn't strap in the kid, it flew out the window when he crashed, Kuhn stepped over his son as he bled to death and only made it as far as the bushes before he was apprehended. It was a bit of a blunder.

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:45 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
There are like entire genres of crime made for the stupid. I mean, has a Hollywood-style hostage situation ever worked?

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:19 pm
by Lindsay's Liver
No one named Latarian (the "hood rat" kid in the video on the previous page) is a criminal mastermind. This is just a fact of life. Latarian is not outsmarting the Lyft app. Latarian is carjacking some poor schmoe's Honda Civic and then going to jail that same night. I bet the victim even still had his iPhone and was reading the guy's name from the app to the 911 operator. "911, Latarian Milton stole my Honda."

Re: Why are black people so fucking loud?

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:41 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Tony Schiavone wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:08 pm
Way too much thought and effort involved for people who do things like this. Also there's the fact that you have--you know--a stolen car. There's all kinds of things like LoJack and OnStar and even the Lyft app itself in the car that can help quickly identify where it is. The fact that you're driving around with a super-obvious pink mustache on the front bumper doesn't help either.
People who steal cars don't generally steal them to drive them. Usually they chop them up and sell the parts and if they know what they're doing and aren't idiots they could do that very quickly.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:45 pm
There are like entire genres of crime made for the stupid. I mean, has a Hollywood-style hostage situation ever worked?
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