Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:15 am

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Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:55 am
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Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:48 am
Guns give cowards and cunts and criminals an unfair advantage.
On the contrary, it's guns that make people even. We did it your way and you'd get a lot of 6'6 300lb men clubbing people to death.
Yeah, but he'd have to catch somebody's ass to do it.

With guns, you can't run away. You can be the fastest motherfucker on the block, but bullets are always a little faster.

in "Stick World", if you can run away, you won't get sticked.

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:26 am

We gonna get rid of cars, motorbikes, etc in your hypothetical stick world? Yeah you can't run away from a bullet but they can't run away from your bullets either. One cursory look at major league baseball (or any bat-and-ball sport, really) demonstrates why your idea won't work

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:38 am

Sticks are gay, I want a ballistic knife.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:44 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:38 am
Sticks are gay, I want a ballistic knife.
Like a Spetsnaz thing or like an Arnold in Commando thing?

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 am

Spetsnaz , a knife that can shoot a blade is dope.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:08 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 am
Spetsnaz
Those shoot bullets
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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:33 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:08 am
Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 am
Spetsnaz
Those shoot bullets
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phpBB [video]
Ooh. Wait isn’t there some knife that can fire the blade or is my dementia getting me again?
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:38 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:33 am
Ooh. Wait isn’t there some knife that can fire the blade or is my dementia getting me again?
Yeah
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Apparently they're all Spetsnaz. Spetsnaz seem to have a thing for trick knives

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:59 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:38 am
Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:33 am
Ooh. Wait isn’t there some knife that can fire the blade or is my dementia getting me again?
Yeah
Image
Apparently they're all Spetsnaz. Spetsnaz seem to have a thing for trick knives

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:17 am

Apparently the bullet knife is a real Spetsnaz knife. The spring loaded knife is not. They're American made. A Russian defector claimed Spetsnaz used them, even though nobody's ever seen one, and US manufacturer's played that up in marketing. Until the usual suspects in Congress went and ruined all the fun.

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