Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Jan 27, 2024 5:11 am

Unlike Vic Lasagna, he didn't have any chance in today's trial at that kangaroo court. Which is sad because I really wanted to make a Ty Beard joke.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jan 27, 2024 5:27 am

I wonder what happens if Trump is sentenced to serve time in prison but wins the Presidential race? Does he work while in Prison, or does he pardon himself so he can take up his office at the designated time?
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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:02 pm

I would assume he works in prison. Probably gets sent to a white collar one,

The question is does he get thrown in?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:21 pm

I'm pretty sure the POTUS can't get sent to prison at all. You're either in the slammer or president, never both.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:51 pm

The funniest situation in which Trump loses is if he goes to jail, GOP nominates Haley - he runs a third party campaign from prison - leading to the weirdest landslide win in over a century for Mush Brain.
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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:37 pm

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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:57 am

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Now they're holding the border crisis so they can funnel more money to jewkraine.
Gotta squeeze those last few dollars out of that stone.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Feb 05, 2024 3:39 am

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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:52 am

We can compromise. We'll build walls around the border and the Capitol building. Happy?
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Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:33 am

Learned that Michigan has the highest percentage of Arab Americans in burgerland right now. Coincidentally Biden is the farthest behind Trump in Michigan.

Trump winning the Muslim vote would be an entertaining twist.
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