Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[Le Redditeur]

Unlike Vic Lasagna, he didn't have any chance in today's trial at that kangaroo court. Which is sad because I really wanted to make a Ty Beard joke.

[rabidtictac]

I wonder what happens if Trump is sentenced to serve time in prison but wins the Presidential race? Does he work while in Prison, or does he pardon himself so he can take up his office at the designated time?

[CuckTurdginson]

I would assume he works in prison. Probably gets sent to a white collar one,

The question is does he get thrown in?

[Kugelfisch]

I'm pretty sure the POTUS can't get sent to prison at all. You're either in the slammer or president, never both.

[CuckTurdginson]

The funniest situation in which Trump loses is if he goes to jail, GOP nominates Haley - he runs a third party campaign from prison - leading to the weirdest landslide win in over a century for Mush Brain.

[mad bum]

I was worried there for a second we may have had a problem.

Now they're holding the border crisis so they can funnel more money to jewkraine.

[RAPEMAN]

Now they're holding the border crisis so they can funnel more money to jewkraine.

Gotta squeeze those last few dollars out of that stone.

[RAPEMAN]

[rabidtictac]

We can compromise. We'll build walls around the border and the Capitol building. Happy?

[CuckTurdginson]

Learned that Michigan has the highest percentage of Arab Americans in burgerland right now. Coincidentally Biden is the farthest behind Trump in Michigan.

Trump winning the Muslim vote would be an entertaining twist.