Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[da PAC Nigguh]

Easy on the faggot throttle there chief, I’d never heard of it

Because you're a fucking infant who wasn't around in 2000 the last time that stupid urban legend was all over the Internet.

Now do the Madden Curse, normie.

[Sieg Zeon]

Easy on the faggot throttle there chief, I’d never heard of it

Because you're a fucking infant who wasn't around in 2000 the last time that stupid urban legend was all over the Internet.

Now do the Madden Curse, normie.

I’m in my 30s Paki Nigger, I just don’t keep up with every gay conspiracy on the internet. But go on, bestow me with your infinite knowledge of the world.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I just don’t keep up with every gay conspiracy on the internet.

You picked up this one though.

Next month: Chuck Norris facts followed by Rick Rolling.

[Sieg Zeon]

I just don’t keep up with every gay conspiracy on the internet.

You picked up this one though.

Next month: Chuck Norris facts followed by Rick Rolling.

This one was sent to me. Don’t worry, I’ll pick up on how many cocks you suck next.

Shit talk aside, I’m more interested in learning about fascinating things in the world. I read medical journals and watch lectures in my spare time, found a cool one on mitochondria the other night during work. My friend sent me that and I was just like “Oh this exists, weird because of the Kamala plant belief.” I didn’t run to DHI with some amazing new discovery in hand.

[Guest]

Mom, dad! Please stop fighting UwU

[mad bum]

[RedLine]

Fuck all you guys.

[Sieg Zeon]

A bit more like this if I’m being honest.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Fuck all you guys.

This guy gets it.

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But fuck him, too.

[Sieg Zeon]

FUCK EVERYONE!!!

Okay so now that we got that out of our systems, did anyone actually watch the inauguration? I wound up catching it and was disappointed that Joe was shockingly coherent, with only the occasional minor stumble or falter. I know saggy balls hanging out of his trousers or accidentally saying nigger was a pipe dream, but I was hoping for at least one memorable moment. I think they fitted him with a brain chip or something after his stint in the basement last year.

There was one funny moment, Clinton looking like he was falling asleep and a very annoyed looking Sanders who was probably figuratively and literally dying inside.