The One True Way (Religion General)
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There's some, "pastor," out there, named Dana Coverstone, that told everyone about his prophetic dream regarding the first few months of the pandemic... after those months had already passed.
He then made a bunch of political predictions (at least one of which was in the news 4 days before his video went up, the, "coin shortage," which was a direct result of money simply not moving) he claims were in a vague dream that he believes was from God.
If you've noticed any local church folk acting a little more crazy than normal, over the past few months, in burgerland, you might have seen people influenced by this guy.
Among his predictions:
The US mint should no longer be making coins. At all.
Massive inflation, loss of 1 and 5 dollar billth.
Trump will be nowhere to be seen come November.
Violence in the election month.
Chinese and Russian soldiers on US soil.
"Something," was supposed to happen in September.
A second wave of coronavirus.
Schools completely shut down with cobwebs everywhere like they'd been shut down for months.
When you point out how vague, obvious, or already proven wrong his, "prophetic dreams," are you're met with people reinterpreting his dreams to make them correct. One guy even said, "we prayed it wouldn't happen so therefore he isn't a liar-- we prayed!"
These are the kind of nutjobs that Trump surrounds himself with. Perry Stone, for example. A man who predicted the twin towers being attacked... except he said it was his own ministry being attacked until after the 9/11 terrorist actions.
He then made a bunch of political predictions (at least one of which was in the news 4 days before his video went up, the, "coin shortage," which was a direct result of money simply not moving) he claims were in a vague dream that he believes was from God.
If you've noticed any local church folk acting a little more crazy than normal, over the past few months, in burgerland, you might have seen people influenced by this guy.
Among his predictions:
The US mint should no longer be making coins. At all.
Massive inflation, loss of 1 and 5 dollar billth.
Trump will be nowhere to be seen come November.
Violence in the election month.
Chinese and Russian soldiers on US soil.
"Something," was supposed to happen in September.
A second wave of coronavirus.
Schools completely shut down with cobwebs everywhere like they'd been shut down for months.
When you point out how vague, obvious, or already proven wrong his, "prophetic dreams," are you're met with people reinterpreting his dreams to make them correct. One guy even said, "we prayed it wouldn't happen so therefore he isn't a liar-- we prayed!"
These are the kind of nutjobs that Trump surrounds himself with. Perry Stone, for example. A man who predicted the twin towers being attacked... except he said it was his own ministry being attacked until after the 9/11 terrorist actions.
Re: The One True Way (Religion General)
Hi ASS.
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I didn't make a single mention of the pastor being a closet tranny.
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I wonder what the Lord would think of a man who makes light of rape?
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There is no God. Euphorics are just gayer than Christfags, fedora-tipper.
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According to Voice the one true goddess is Miku Chan.
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She is a being of infinite hope and love, brought into existence by the beliefs of millions of people all over the world. The only functional difference between her and the deities of old is that we were actually able to witness her birth.
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