God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[MegaNigger]

I wish I had the talent or delivery to spit shit posts out like a God, but that's why I'm in a government job in the first place. My only options were this or be a teacher.

[Le Redditeur]

You can tell us if you’re Ridin” With Biden, le Redditfag. We won’t judge.

I'm not even a burger, Guestfag. Besides, as I stated before, I really hope Trump wins, if not for the future of Burgerland, then because a Biden victory would give Socialism a greater push worldwide.

But we may have to brace ourselves for impact. Data is data, after all.

[MegaNigger]

You can tell us if you’re Ridin” With Biden, le Redditfag. We won’t judge.

I'm not even a burger, Guestfag. Besides, as I stated before, I really hope Trump wins, if not for the future of Burgerland, then because a Biden victory would give Socialism a greater push worldwide.

But we may have to brace ourselves for impact. Data is data, after all.

You're a faggot, but data is data afterall.

[Guest]

It's not even data. LBJ literally waited to see how many votes he needed before magically finding a lost ballot box in the desert with exactly the number of votes he needed to win an election. That will happen just on a bigger scale. It's not like anyone's going to do anything about it.

Goddamn, I want to register just so I won't be tainted by these Donald guestfags raining rare pepes down like candy.

[Tony Schiavone]

Data is data, after all.

The same data that give Shillary a 99% chance of winning?

I've been trying to find any article on how the polling and predictive modeling has changed since 2016. Cant find it.

Unless you think the great silent majority is for Biden this time?

[MegaNigger]

Here's some more data; I have a 12" cock with a 4" girth. This is data that I have presented. It is data.

[Guest]

ASS would like a word with you. Preferably somewhere quiet.

[Le Redditeur]

Ok. Hopefully you guys are right. I'd rather not having President Kamala going to war against Iran to prove that, as the first female POTUS, she's "tough" and can "play with the big boys". It would drive oil prices into the stratosphere and God knows what else.

[Guest]

On the other hand, if everything's going to go to hell eventually, might as well have it happen now rather than ten or twenty years from now.

[Guest]

You can tell us if you’re Ridin” With Biden, le Redditfag. We won’t judge.

He's not Ridin' with Biden he's just a doomer shill. He gets off on being miserable

It's not even data. LBJ literally waited to see how many votes he needed before magically finding a lost ballot box in the desert with exactly the number of votes he needed to win an election. That will happen just on a bigger scale. It's not like anyone's going to do anything about it.

It's impossible to rig an election that's not even close

But we may have to brace ourselves for impact. Data is data, after all.

1) As CIANigger said, you are a faggot
2) Even if the data were complete, which it isn't, they are literally skewing it.