God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[veris leta facies]

[RAPEMAN]

They should postpone the debate an hour to Trump can get some more shit to attack Biden with.

[Guest]

We know Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift were secret lesbian lovers until they got outed kissing at a concert and Karlie moved across the country and married Jared Kushner's brother to get the lesbo taint off her luscious model body. That's pretty much when Swift lost her damn mind and starting attacking Cheeto and advocating for the gayest of gay rights.

My theory is, she thinks that someone turning America gayer will cause Kloss to see the error of her ways and come running back to an aging lesbian who's a couple of years away from looking like Megan Rapino.

[rabidtictac]

If you're "undecided" in the current year you're retarded and you're gonna vote D.

They're not really undecided. They just don't want to say they're voting for Trump

That or they're lying for a political ad, like that news story I saw where a democrat stooge was pretending to be an "undecided" voter so they could lowkey try to nudge people to Senile Joe.

[Sieg Zeon]

Pants on/off I can take, but I always wear my mask or sunglasses no matter what I’m going. Gotta keep that mystique up. Fuck space suits though, they’re for pussies who fear death.

Man this is shaping up to be one hell of an election.

[Pope Corky III]

We know Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift were secret lesbian lovers until they got outed kissing at a concert and Karlie moved across the country and married Jared Kushner's brother to get the lesbo taint off her luscious model body. That's pretty much when Swift lost her damn mind and starting attacking Cheeto and advocating for the gayest of gay rights.

My theory is, she thinks that someone turning America gayer will cause Kloss to see the error of her ways and come running back to an aging lesbian who's a couple of years away from looking like Megan Rapino.

We? Miss me with that TMZ shit, fag.

[RAPEMAN]

Swift and Kloss were closet dykes. After marrying a Trump adviser she lost shit and started blaming men for pebble she's stepped on. The classic Lupa/Brad scenario.

[Guest]

We know Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift were secret lesbian lovers until they got outed kissing at a concert and Karlie moved across the country and married Jared Kushner's brother to get the lesbo taint off her luscious model body. That's pretty much when Swift lost her damn mind and starting attacking Cheeto and advocating for the gayest of gay rights.

My theory is, she thinks that someone turning America gayer will cause Kloss to see the error of her ways and come running back to an aging lesbian who's a couple of years away from looking like Megan Rapino.

I don't know who the fuck either of these people are

[RAPEMAN]

We know Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift were secret lesbian lovers until they got outed kissing at a concert and Karlie moved across the country and married Jared Kushner's brother to get the lesbo taint off her luscious model body. That's pretty much when Swift lost her damn mind and starting attacking Cheeto and advocating for the gayest of gay rights.

My theory is, she thinks that someone turning America gayer will cause Kloss to see the error of her ways and come running back to an aging lesbian who's a couple of years away from looking like Megan Rapino.

I don't know who the fuck either of these people are

Losers who make loser music.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why would they be secret lesbian lovers? They could've only sold more albums if that became public knowledge.