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Re: China

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:16 am

Burgers would just take the wrong lessons and create the Mac Koala (which clogs up your arteries and gives you a fresh breath).

Though tbf, you could pick any random country and find a superior cuisine, with the only possible exception being those places in Africa where they eat literal dirt.
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Re: China

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:12 pm

China: -Creates deadly superflu by eating bats and snakes-

DHI Niggas: Lmao Amerifats, when will you learn to food good like the rest of the world?

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Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:33 pm

Israel, Australia and Canada made the list. Once it hits Pakistan, Afghanistan, Nigeria, etc.
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Re: China

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:56 pm

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China: -Creates deadly superflu by eating bats and snakes-

DHI Niggas: Lmao Amerifats, when will you learn to food good like the rest of the world?
Burgerland and China are the two extremes of world cuisine.

China eats everything up to and including other humans if they can. Give their animals so many drugs that they create super viruses which can't be stopped, all while polluting everything including their own food, water and air.

America eats exclusively meat, cheese, milk and processed corn sugar.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:21 pm

You should specify we only really eat three animals consistently.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:39 pm

I'd say that Africa was more the extreme of world cuisine seeing as they eat dirt and sometimes bugs
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:43 pm

China loves bugs just as much.
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Re: China

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:47 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:39 pm
I'd say that Africa was more the extreme of world cuisine seeing as they eat dirt and sometimes bugs
At some parts of Africa they really take that extreme cuisine to another level as they don't eat anything!
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Burgers would just take the wrong lessons and create the Mac Koala (which clogs up your arteries and gives you a fresh breath).
"One bat-blood coke, one dog penis hot dog and one Sumatran Rat-Monkey's head with salad."
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Re: China

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:53 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
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"One bat-blood coke, one dog penis hot dog and one Sumatran Rat-Monkey's head with salad."
"Eh, better make it a diet coke. Cause I'm on a diet"
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Re: China

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:02 pm

Don't forget to Supersize your meal if you get a diet coke. After all, it's Diet! You need to make sure you don't get malnourished.
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