The UK (United Kalif) General

[rabidtictac]

What the fucking actual fuck England!?

Also top kek at that one guy fighting off half a precinct. If ONLY they had some fucking guns. Go figure.

There's multiple videos online of UK BTFO by some dindu with a knife. They'll enlist 30 cops with plastic shields to take down a single guy. No wonder knife crimes are up. Their police seem incompetent and they're not allowed to carry weapons.

You'd think UK cops could at least carry combat knives. Jamal can take his cutco against 30 kabars.

[Guest]

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the really funny thing is these are going to be the people that will conquer the west in 2400 like the germanic barbarians conquered the roman empire

[GestapoAssiman]

To be fair tho, if a police officer came to me wearing a goddamn furry outfit I would most likely cooperate and not cause any problems.

[Keith Chegwin]

The UK Olympic pistol team couldn't even practice in their own country. They had to go to France to practice shooting.

That's what gets me the most. It's an Olympic fucking event. Who knows the asshurt they'll get if you say you're in a gun club.

The stupidest part of it is that it's perfectly legal here to go to a range and shoot rifles or shotguns but handguns are where they draw the line. They're the fucking Olympic team, it's not like they're going to take their handguns and shoot up a school or something. They could at least give them special dispensation

[Poonoo]

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[Kugelfisch]

They're the fucking Olympic team, it's not like they're going to take their handguns and shoot up a school or something.

Shit, I'd like to see them try even. They shoot .22 mega soft cartridges. Sure, you wouldn't want to get hit by them and you could potentially kill somebody with them but that's very unlikely.

[Bobito]

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That's very embarrassing and good triggering material, so the police only has power to annoy and put in jail just normal citizens for petty shit, but when it's matter they're the biggest pussies of the universe to put in order the behavior of niggers, sandniggers and british criminals.

I wonder how it would be a reboot of benny hill and mr.bean in these shit times.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And they want the Brexit to finally take matters into their own hands again. I give them 10 years after that before they turn into Libya 2.0.

(But srsly, give those guys some guns. Criminals will never take them seriously if they're pussies with worse armaments.)

To be fair tho, if a police officer came to me wearing a goddamn furry outfit I would most likely cooperate and not cause any problems.

I dunno Someone in a furry outfit will probably try to mount you, be it right there in public or in their basement.

[Kugelfisch]

Don't they at least have tasers? I would have tased the dude into a coma.

[Keith Chegwin]

And they want the Brexit

They really don't