God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[mad bum]

But what will happen to all the eat sports players?!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

With the Korean rivals gone, he can finally make America eSport great again.

[Kugelfisch]

But what will happen to all the eat sports players?!

That's South Korea you're thinking about. Best Korea doesn't need vidya. Working for the dear leader is enjoyment enough and if that shouldn't be enough you can always join the military for even more fun.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But any military action against NK will have SK get bombed the fuck up because they're an easier target to hit than Japan or Murrica.

Also a lot of SK eSport fellows will end up getting drafted once the shit hits the fan.

[Kugelfisch]

I guess we'll see about that eventually.

[Keith Chegwin]

you can always join the military for even more fun.

>Implying they don't have mandatory military service so you can die for fatboy and his cabal

[Kugelfisch]

you can always join the military for even more fun.

>Implying they don't have mandatory military service so you can die for fatboy and his cabal

See? The dear leader cares about his citizens and knows what's best for them. Like military service in a base that makes a Mexican jail look inviting. Try to not be too envious.

[Keith Chegwin]

But any military action against NK will have SK get bombed the fuck up because they're an easier target to hit than Japan or Murrica

Not if you cripple their ability to retaliate. The North Koreans honestly shouldn't be too hard to destroy. The reason we don't, I assume, is because A) they've got nukes and B) they will use those nukes against South Korea if threatened.

[Kugelfisch]

The nukes are one thing. The massive array of artillery and rocketry just north of the border aimed at Worst Korea are the problem.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But ya gotta destroy their ability to retalitate before they retaliate. That ain't easy if you talk about an entire country.

See? The dear leader cares about his citizens and knows what's best for them. Like military service in a base that makes a Mexican jail look inviting. Try to not be too envious.

Fear the army whose soldiers have to farm in their spare time in order to not starve to death!