Star Dreck

[Kugelfisch]

He's an old man content with himself. Dude doesn't care for internet hysterics.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I know people like poking fun at that one Voyager episode where Janeway turns into a newt and has babies, but did you guys know that the chronologically first apperance of the iconic "Red Alert" comes from an episode of Enterprise where star radiation causes every non-Vulcan on board to develop autism?

[Guest]

I know people like poking fun at that one Voyager episode where Janeway turns into a newt and has babies, but did you guys know that the chronologically first apperance of the iconic "Red Alert" comes from an episode of Enterprise where star radiation causes every non-Vulcan on board to develop autism?

I did not know that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't blame you. Your fragile guest mind has probably been contaminated with NuTrek.

[Guest]

99% of Trekkies were like "wtf, everyone's acting normal now!"

[Rushy]

I know people like poking fun at that one Voyager episode where Janeway turns into a newt and has babies, but did you guys know that the chronologically first apperance of the iconic "Red Alert" comes from an episode of Enterprise where star radiation causes every non-Vulcan on board to develop autism?

I fucking loved that episode
"Reed Alert" plus that dude who spends the entire runtime adding more and more unnecessary pimped up shit to the captain's chair

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's the Captain's chair, man. Really important.
I also like how the doctor's reaction to someone with a headache was to first tell a bunch of medical horror stories to keep him in the medbay, only to then roofie him and try to dissect his brain.

Best Doc since Bones, btw.

[Rushy]

Best Doc since Bones, btw.

"It is unethical to kill a patient, I can inflict as much pain as I wish."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[While gossipping about two random crew members] "If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?"

[Rushy]

[While gossipping about two random crew members] "If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?"

On his planet, everyone has three wives and three husbands, and also everyone can fuck everyone