Star Dreck

[Guest]

Everyone on Star Trek is incredibly sexless. I wasn't born during the Hoover administration so I never watched the original Star Trek when it aired during the Victorian period, but the other shows were all so sterile and asexual. Now they're super gay.

[Rushy]

Everyone on Star Trek is incredibly sexless. I wasn't born during the Hoover administration so I never watched the original Star Trek when it aired during the Victorian period, but the other shows were all so sterile and asexual. Now they're super gay.

This didn't turn you on?

[Rushy]

I would also wager that the 32nd Century is a miserable shithole century with gratuitous swearing and racism. NuTrek loves that stuff.

Dilithium randomly blew up everywhere, so now the Federation just doesn't exist anymore. It's Picard all over again.

EDIT: They're still clinging onto the past though. One of the episodes of season 3 is called "Unification III", which is apparently a sequel to the Unification two-parter in TNG.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course they're still clinging to that sweet, sweet nostalgia, no matter how hard they then proceed to rape it.

And Unification III? Jeebus fuck, didn't Picard already fuck around with Romulan lore?

Everyone on Star Trek is incredibly sexless. I wasn't born during the Hoover administration so I never watched the original Star Trek when it aired during the Victorian period, but the other shows were all so sterile and asexual. Now they're super gay.

I think you might be a legit ace if you've never felt the raw sexual tension between Bones and pretty much every other male officer in TOS.

[Guest]

I would also wager that the 32nd Century is a miserable shithole century with gratuitous swearing and racism. NuTrek loves that stuff.

Dilithium randomly blew up everywhere, so now the Federation just doesn't exist anymore. It's Picard all over again.

EDIT: They're still clinging onto the past though. One of the episodes of season 3 is called "Unification III", which is apparently a sequel to the Unification two-parter in TNG.

The actual quote from the show states that all the dilithium "went boom".

[Rushy]

The actual quote from the show states that all the dilithium "went boom".

[da PAC Nigguh]

I'm sure it will have something to do with muh Romulan supernova bullshit. Everything JJ/Kurtzman Trek has to involve that shitty plotline somehow.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This thing is like some kind of shitty retcon wave or something, forever changing the setting into something dumb.

The actual quote from the show states that all the dilithium "went boom".

[Rushy]

I took a glimpse at the plot descriptions of Discovery season 3

Even though it was promoted as being in the far future, apparently they're still doing stuff with the Mirror Universe and also brought back the Guardian Of Forever to set up their new Section 31 show.

Vulcan is somehow back in the future, even though it was supposed to have been blown up in the 2009 movie and Picard. Maybe it's a New Vulcan?

Andorians and Orions have become a joint syndicate, even though in old Trek, the Andorians were an honorable warrior race and the Orions were slave traders. But I guess greens and blues, it's all the same for them.

The Trill from Deep Space Nine were the focus of an episode.

The Temporal Cold War aka everyone's least favourite Enterprise arc is now an arc in this.

This is genuinely my least favourite TV show. Of like, all TV shows I've known.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All I know is that Captain Woke will be even more insufferable since the crew (aka she) is being tasked with restoring the Federation or something.

Vulcan is somehow back in the future, even though it was supposed to have been blown up in the 2009 movie and Picard. Maybe it's a New Vulcan?

Or Vulcan was actually transported into the future as well. Who knows, really, without a season-spanning mystery arc.

Andorians and Orions have become a joint syndicate, even though in old Trek, the Andorians were an honorable warrior race and the Orions were slave traders. But I guess greens and blues, it's all the same for them.

Did you really think they would do research regarding the blue guys with the funny antennas? They couldn't even be arsed to check whether or not Klingons have hair, ffs.