Children's Card Games

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by mad bum » Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:50 pm

Draft becomes "play black and fish for removal". I would love to draft but like kugel said that shit costs money and I'm not autistic enough to spend it. I'd rather watch others do it.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:34 pm

If you're autistic enough you can save gold and play draft for free in Magic Arena. But that requires some patient autism.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by mad bum » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:16 am

They got jewish and raised the gold amount to 10k for drafting now, that would probably take hundreds of games alone getting shit stomped by playing constructed with nothing but net decks.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Guest » Sat May 02, 2020 5:13 pm

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories was the GOAT children's card game.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 02, 2020 5:23 pm

But how can you believe in the heart of the cards if you have a Heartless deck :thinking: ?
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Guest » Sat May 02, 2020 5:38 pm

I prefer the (Internet) Nobody deck.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by mad bum » Sun May 03, 2020 12:12 am

I summon patreon, the wallet destroyer.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 03, 2020 7:54 am

You fell right into my trap (card).
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:18 pm

Top kek. Of all the corporate virtue signalling bulllshit, I think WotC is shooting for the top of the charts AGAIN: they not only banned from play, but outright memory-holed from their online card database several cards due to "racism".

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Keep in mind none of these cards, with the exception of Crusade, ever got tournament play, so this is a corporate virtue-signalling ploy so transparent, you may hit it face first without ever seeing it. Also, they apparently forgot about memory-hole Coumbajj Witches, probably because their soy-filled staff can't remember how to spell it properly:

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:40 pm

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Based Invoke Prejudice is too awesome for current Faggots of the Coast.
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