Children's Card Games

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:33 pm

Top kek. WotC is at it again. They announced the next set will be Khaldeim, based on vikings, ice, and other Norse-inspired shit. Sounds good, right? And who they choose to be the face of this new set?

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Why, of course, everyone's least favorite planeswalker, Kaya the Ghost Nigger! Brava!

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:45 pm

Just like the OG norsemen have always looked.

(Also I predict there will not be a single ginger in the whole set.)
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:47 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:45 pm
Just like the OG norsemen have always looked.

(Also I predict there will not be a single ginger in the whole set.)
SJWs took that one South Park episode very seriously.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:21 am

Well, MTG has been pretty shit for years anyway.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:09 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:45 pm
Just like the OG norsemen have always looked.

(Also I predict there will not be a single ginger in the whole set.)
Strangely enough, Magic has a ginger recurring character: Chandra Nalaar.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:41 am

A quick search tells me they have several versions of her with hair made out of fire, which can nicely hide her hideous true nature.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by mad bum » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:05 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:21 am
Well, MTG has been pretty shit for years anyway.
Not only shitty but I guess unprofitable. There's actual people who treat boxes as investments and surprise these boxes they been hoarding the last 10 years are worthless.
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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:41 am

Collecting is different. WotC makes some nice profit, I bet.
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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:49 am

MTG sales are what keep WoTC afloat. It's the D&D department that bleeds money.

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Re: Children's Card Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:52 am

mad bum wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:05 am
Not only shitty but I guess unprofitable. There's actual people who treat boxes as investments and surprise these boxes they been hoarding the last 10 years are worthless.
You're telling me the newest releases of the largest collectible card game on the planet don't skyrocket in worth?!
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