Movie Thread

[Guest]

Ah, so Martin has a scat fetish. No wonder he still hasn't, and will never, finish the books. He's too busy fapping off to his secret coprophilia porn stash.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm sure the pleading by his cucked fans to finish the series gets him off better than anything else.

[Guest]

Ah, so Martin has a scat fetish. No wonder he still hasn't, and will never, finish the books. He's too busy fapping off to his secret coprophilia porn stash.

Compulsively jacking off to men is why Proust never finished his tl;dr shitrag.
This has happened before.

[Kugelfisch]

That's one hell of a reference to make on a shitposting board.

[Guest]

Holy shit, El Camino was boring Netflix ass. You gay if you liked that movie.

[Rushy]

in before Kugel starts yammering about how it should've ended with season 4 without resolving jack shit

[Guest]

45 minutes of a 2-hour movie were about a guy looking for hidden money in a dead guy's apartment while having homoerotic flashbacks of an effeminate fat boy.

[veris leta facies]

Eat shit homo guest, El Camino was great as a current year movie. No women, no darkies, no wokeshit. Stylistic and slow-boiling modern western, but you just can't get it with your 5-year old attention span and taste. You need some big, veiny negro penis in movie to keep you entertained. Cuck!

[Guest]

Modern western!

[Kugelfisch]

in before Kugel starts yammering about how it should've ended with season 4 without resolving jack shit

Stay mad.