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Post by veris leta facies » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:19 pm

Pacific Rim (2013)

Oh, I have had this blue-ray at least 5 years and I finally forced myself now to watch it. You know what you get when you force yourself to watch some Guillermo del Toro/lollywood nonsense? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!

There are some huge alien monsters named Kaijus coming through the Pacific Ocean destroying and killing everyone, and the only hope for humanity are these robotto manga mecha super duper robots Jaegers (which mean HUNTERS, this is deep), which are steered by chosen specialists in the Neon Genesis Evangelion style. In a hands of someone like Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay this might've worked, but this has none of the charm of Armageddon or Independece Day, and it takes itself way too fucking seriously considering what kind of stupid shit the plot is. In Armageddon you knew from the start that, after the early hardships, Bruce Willis and the Ass-Jaw will bond on the asteroid, Willis will accept him as his son-in-law and then he dies some heroic death before blowing up the ominous asteroid. And that's exactly what happens and you'll love every corny minute of it. Same with Independence Day, if you find yourself asking questions like "How did that bastard hack the alien ship?" you are watching it with a completely wrong mindset (and you're probably pretty boring guy altogether).

But back to Pashitic Shit, despite having 100% predictable plot, most boring cliched caricature characters and a story from a fucking kindergarten, they decided the best approach was to take it all in total seriousness. FFS, there wasn't even a fucky-fucky scene, I expected to see even a tit from that semi-hot Asian waifu. As a paying customer I expect at least some level of entertainment! No. Nothing. And the fight scenes were total BS. Jaegers just keep on sucking, they fall pathetically down one after another until at the very last desperate moment the one controlled by the protagonist realizes he has The Ultimate Weapon, The Holy Sword, with which he tears his opponent to pieces. If that sword weapon was so damn powerful, why didn't the Jaegers use just that one all the time? Doesn't make any sense to wait until everything else are gone till you use your strongest weapon. Oh well, maybe they wanted to give Kaijus a fair chance. Yup, bullshit.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:48 pm

You don't just use your giant robot's finishing move at the start. That's against the rules.
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:40 pm

Charlie Hunnam sucks cock as an actor boring plank of wood that can’t do a convincing British accent despite being British.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:11 pm

No tits zero stars.
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:47 am

I talked mad shit about Pacific Rimjob when it was new. I saw it with a buddy and we were stoked to have a great time watching monsters knock things over. We were bored the entire time and pissed off at the end. The movie sucks ass and Movieblobs think it's amazing for some raisin.

The storyline is just a shittier version of anime. DBZ made more sense with its stupid power-up moments.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:41 am

You'd think FilmRobert would have a better taste in animu, what with yuri being a thing.
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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 04, 2020 6:23 am

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:11 pm
No tits zero stars.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:34 am

Just stick with the superior Asian chick famous for being naked.
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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:14 pm

What is that and tell me more!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:19 pm

Why, it is Akibaranger (the finest Sentai parody after Voltage Vengerz), featuring former porn actress Honoka Ishibashi as the enemy general.
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