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Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:49 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Christmas Carol sounds like a good pick. Dracula probably only if you count all those Hammer sequels. Or generally all those Dracula flicks that don't really have much to do with the novel.
Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:36 pm
BBC did a TV series a few years ago. With a black Porthos.
Well, it's the BBC. It was either BlackPorthos and/or FemPorthos.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:51 pm
by Keith Chegwin
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:49 pm
Dracula probably only if you count all those Hammer sequels
The reason Dracula would be problematic (and I'm using the word in its proper sense) is that a lot of Dracula films just use the character of Dracula rather than adapting, even loosely, Stoker's novel.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:37 pm
by Osterzone
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:49 pm
It was either BlackPorthos and/or FemPorthos.
Based BBC making the black one Poorthos

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:50 am
by Lindsay's Liver

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:30 am
by Guest
Hope he dies during filming.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:14 am
by Guest
What happened to Chris Pratt playing Indy in a reboot?

Odds are they introduce Girl Indy in this one, half black and sassy and already the smartest in the room.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:27 am
by da PAC Nigguh
He was too fucking old for the role 12 years ago in Crystal Skull. Even that movie looked like grandpa embarassing himself by denying his age.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:10 am
by Osterzone
Wasn't Shoah LaBeouf supposed to succeed him?

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:48 am
by Keith Chegwin
Osterzone wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:10 am
Wasn't Shoah LaBeouf supposed to succeed him?
Yeah but he badmouthed Steven Spielberg and Lucas stopped fucking him so he got Shoahed

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:39 pm
by MegaNigger
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:48 am
Osterzone wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:10 am
Wasn't Shoah LaBeouf supposed to succeed him?
Yeah but he badmouthed Steven Spielberg and Lucas stopped fucking him so he got Shoahed
Indy 5 could actually be pretty funny then. Somebody asks where Indy's son is and he just pretends he doesn't have a son, or his WIFE Marion makes some remark about how "Mutt got into drugs in the 60's and refuses to leave that commune with mister Manson!" Or they could recast Shia with an actual good actor and make people love the character of Mutt. "Mutt! Is that you?! You really grew up, matured, and act like a man! Here! Impregnate my fertile virgin daughter!" "Here son! Take my hat, you've EARNED it!"