Movie Thread

[Rushy]

I never saw Justice League, but Doge's first viewing of it makes it look *amazingly* shite, even compared to Batman V Superman

[Guest]

It's not bad, just really boring. There aren't any decent action scenes, Batman just stands around doing nothing, and the villains are generic CG shit. Then you've got all the Whedon bullshit on top of everything. I watched it once and probably never will again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Better than BvS, but certainly worse than say Wonder Woman or Shazam. Batman comes across as a bit useless since he's just a normal dude who already struggles with a single Parademon (which I guess is more "realistic"), and everyone who isn't Superman comes across as really useless once Superman is back.

It's a bit weird that they made their big crossover movie when 3 of the characters didn't even have their own movie, which is a bit of a shame with say Cyborg because how whole "My body just keeps installing new powers and I have no idea what's going on with me"-deal could make for some interesting body horror capeshit movie. I also have no idea why they made Barry Allen autistic (or whatever the hell he was supposed to be).

The villains were really lame. Steppenwolf is probably one of the blandest servants of Darkseid, and making the Parademons lame bugmen is... well, lame.
Also how many goddamn "The bad guys want to terraform Earth for reasons" movies does a single cinematic universe really need?

[Rushy]

[Sassy negro]

It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting. Now were getting some young guy battling social injustice with his crew of sassy negroes.

[Kugelfisch]

We? You are. Serves you right for being a /tv/ faggot. Fuck new cinema. It's all cancer garbage and if you pay for the privilege to consume propaganda, shit is all you deserve.

[Rushy]

It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting.

Introducing Affleck in Batman V Superman was one of the most idiotic decisions they could have made. No wonder that movie ballooned into the fucking Hydra.

[Kugelfisch]

It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting.

Introducing Affleck in Batman V Superman was one of the most idiotic decisions they could have made. No wonder that movie ballooned into the fucking Hydra.

What decision did they have to make?

[Guest]

To make Man of Steel 2 despite it not making 15 billion dollars.

[Rushy]

It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting.

Introducing Affleck in Batman V Superman was one of the most idiotic decisions they could have made. No wonder that movie ballooned into the fucking Hydra.

What decision did they have to make?

Making a new Batman movie or even two to introduce Affleck's incarnation.
Make Man Of Steel 2.
Have them in a few separate crossovers with other heroes.

Make Batman V Superman in the 2020s