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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:11 am

I just saw this short as "little black girl is smarter and braver than everyone and saves the day".
I'd like to think I'm wrong and seeing too much into it, but I can already picture the boardroom full of suits and token "diversity consultants" micromanaging every page of the script.
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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:31 am

Do you really think goofy social justice shit just happens by accident? Of course that was the point.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:54 pm

Didn't Lost World already have that? With the little gymnast of color who goes all Alice from Resident Evil on a raptor?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:56 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Didn't Lost World already have that? With the little gymnast of color who goes all Alice from Resident Evil on a raptor?
That was the moment dinosaurs stopped being cool.
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Post by Cuckara » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:03 pm

Ayy, it looks like Rambo: Last Blood didn't pull the "evil white man was behind it all" card; critics are ripping it apart for being a "MAGA fantasy." Of course, none of the critics are self-aware enough to realize that them equating cartel members with all Mexican people is more racist than anything in the film. Apparently, it's wrong for a film to have the cartel be the antagonists even though the cartel is a very real evil that is currently wreaking havoc in Mexico. :roll:
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:08 pm

Sounds like the new Rambo is as based as John Rambo. I hope it's going to be the same ultra-violent shlock. I very much enjoyed watching charlies getting torn to shreds by a .50cal machinegun.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:46 pm

Apparently it does, but it takes like half the movie to get there.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:48 pm

Remember those days when people actually cared about critics' opinions?

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Post by Cuckara » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:06 pm

Film criticism has gotten particularly awful in the internet era. Thanks to RottenTomatoes, bloggers who don't know shit about the history of cinema are now considered critics, and a ton of these hacks care more about political agendas and getting clicks than anything else. Roger Ebert had some awful opinions, but he was entertaining and actually cared about cinema.
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Post by Dehbashi » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:17 pm

As much as I wasn't a fan of Ebert, he at least has decent reasoning on why he didn't like some films even though audiences disagreed. And he did like some great movies which failed at movie theaters as well. Batman Mask of the Phantasm was one of them.

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