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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:14 pm

Femshits like her only want to claim victory, and credit, when no one ends up watching the movie. If you think that's the most shallow thing ever, congratulations! You might have a brain.

Anyway a black LeRon McClain Die Hard movie might work. (I'd even find it hilarious if he was somehow the original's bastard son he had from some hooker).
But not with today's writers and directors. They have trouble thinking of coloreds as anything other than porcelain dolls.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:54 pm

John McClane also works because he's a deeply flawed character. You can't do that with a non-white protagonist because every negative character trait will be called racist.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:05 pm

They mustn't have flaws, for every non-white character is a paragon of xir ethnicity.
Tony Schiavone wrote:
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Femshits like her only want to claim victory, and credit, when no one ends up watching the movie. If you think that's the most shallow thing ever, congratulations! You might have a brain.
Then FemBusters must've been one of their greatest victories.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:16 pm

Even Die Hard 3 would probably be called racist today, and not just for the sandwich board that said 'I hate niggers'
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Post by Guest » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:21 pm

It'll be a "sequel" starring McClane Jr. that is really a remake of the first movie, like TFA or Creed. Junior will be biracial of course.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:52 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:16 pm
Even Die Hard 3 would probably be called racist today, and not just for the sandwich board that said 'I hate niggers'
I've thought of that before. The part when McClane calls out Hey Zeus for being racist against against white people would have volumes of online articles slamming it for being "wrong" about how racism works.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:22 pm

Surprised the Nostalgia Drunks of the lazy video essay world haven't touched that one yet.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:38 pm

Give 'em time. It took 20 years for the Crying Game scene in Ace Ventura to get called out.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:38 pm

I still can't believe that monster Jim Carrey was allowed to get the role of Eggman.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:11 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:38 pm
I still can't believe that monster Jim Carrey was allowed to get the role of Eggman.
What's Carrey's opinion on Sonic's arm color? That's the only question that matters.

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