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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:25 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:29 am
What's not gay and shitty is "The Bird With the Crystal Plumage", which I just watched. I didn't like it quite as much as Deep Red but it was still good.

I wasn't able to find a subtitled version in good quality so this is the one I've watched.

Alright, I'm up for more recommendations on giallo.
In exchange I'd love to recommend "Society" from 1989 to absolutely everyone. The less you know about the movie before watching it, the better. Don't even look up the imdb. If you haven't seen it, just go watch it right now. It's 2000% cool and I guarantee you that you won't be disappointed!

PS: I found the product placement of J&B Rare pretty damn blatant in Crystal Plumage. :lol:
If you watch a lot of Italian genre movies, J&B scotch shows up a lot. I don't know why.

I love giallo films. Two recommendations for you.

"What Have They Done to Solange?" - A killer stalks an all-girls school and stabs all of his victims in the vagina. Only the police and a creepy teacher who's been sleeping with his students can save the day. Sleazy stuff.

"Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key" - Married couple hates each other, people around them start dying. The wife thinks her husband is doing it; he denies everything. In the middle of this, their sexy young niece, Edwige Fenech, shows up to visit and sleep with everyone in the movie who isn't dead yet. Great ending.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:48 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:50 pm
I agree in principle that it's more fun to watch something over-the-top stupid than some calculated, bland and soulless corporate product, what JewJew represents very well indeed, but nevertheless I managed to watch TFA throughout whereas TLJ I had to turn off after 15 or so minutes. Evil, all-white space nazi group attacks the diverse resistance movement and their commander screams madly the most retarded dialogue like some parody villain from Spaceballs. Resistance launches their counterattack with their army of latinos and asian girls and their mother-jokes, I just couldn't handle that bullshit any further, I just watched the key scenes from YT afterwards.
You need to approach it differently. TLJ is one of the greatest comedies of all time.
What any clip of it out of context, and it's so goofy and retarded you can't help but giggle.
The plot of Terminator: Dark Timez has allegedly leaked and if this leak is legit, holy shit will this movie suck. It is apparently possible to produce even worse Terminator movie than Genishit, just minimize Arnold's role in the movie and turn up the level of woke to its maximum. What is Terminator movie without Arnie?
Salvation was fantastic. The guy they got to play Kyle Reese sounded so much like him it was eerie.
Also John lived, as he should have, and the black kid was mute, which is how you properly use a minority character.

I'm surprised they aren't going to just have all CGI Arnold. Hell, even hire a voice actor if he's too tired (or doesn't care anymore).

Star Wars has already shown that's the way of the future. If the movies need a surprise shot-in-the-arm, just have CGI Han crawl out of the space vacuum looking somehow younger, high-five CGI Chewi and his daughter who is somehow Indian and gay, and bringing CGI Luke and CGI Anakin back from the dead.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm

Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.

And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?

(Also not that it really matters how the bad guys sending evil terminators into the past are actually called.)
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm
Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.
It's a ploy to get their core audience (Lindsays and other braindead land whales) into the theater. No matter how realistic the CGI, they just want to see the actors and actresses flavors of the year 'live' and actually singing. It's not real enough to them otherwise.
And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?
So all the robots in the world can turn into one gigantic super-robot, albiet with a tons of crawlspace for Senora Strongpunch to climb inside and hit the glowing red weakspot in the center.

Anyway, I'm guessing all the evil machines will somehow be male and misogynist.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm

Wait, wasn't there some Indian sci-fli flick where androids did a Voltron?
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:17 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:47 pm
Archie Comics isn't desperate enough to rehire Penders to try and save the franchise though, meaning that Sahnic is objectively a better, healthier franchise than Terminator. :lol:
Archie don't publish Sanic comics any more. Part of the reason is that Penders' faggotry irreparably fucked everything
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Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:46 pm

Damien: Omen II was a massive disappointment - the only decent idea it had was having Damien actually realise he is the AntiChrist and struggle with that, but apart from feeling bad about murdering his stepbrother, he doesn't seem to give two shits.

The film is just as sluggish as the first, but lacks the shocks and building dread. At least in the first film, the characters figure out Damien is evil and work to defeat him, but here, literally everyone who find out the truth die in like 5 minutes. It's like a slasher film without a Final Girl - the killer just walks away after he runs out of victims.

Also, the dialogue between the kids is dreadful(they always sound like they're imitating stuffy professors).

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Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:56 pm

Can you watch something made post-WW1 already, Rushy? Christ, dude, you sound like an octogenarian.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:51 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm
Wait, wasn't there some Indian sci-fli flick where androids did a Voltron?
Yeah I think it was called Robot.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm
Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.

And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?

(Also not that it really matters how the bad guys sending evil terminators into the past are actually called.)
How much you wanna bet they don't bother explaining why another company is able to build and send back Terminators when even Skynet failed? How would that even work? It's a post apocalyptic world controlled by a single computer overlord. How in the hell would another company even exist? Shocking twist incoming?

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