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Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:32 am
by da PAC Nigguh
Ya Amber Heard Me?! wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:51 pm
This is it, folks, the end of the world. They've officially remade Child's Play:
This is idiotic. It's not like Child's Play is some dead franchise. The original series just had a sequel released less than 2 years ago.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:41 am
by Guest
The original is still going on, there's another movie and a TV series on the way.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:28 pm
by Poonoo
So now we know what Will Smith as the Aladdin Genie will look like:

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And you thought the eyes on Alita were bad. That's not a shoop, that's what it looks like in the trailer.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:48 pm
by Guest
Did he wish for Fortnite and Markass Brownly?

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:16 pm
by Guest
So it'll probably only make 700 million instead of 800 million.

Is Disney putting shit in the water to make people think their movies are good?

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:53 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Just make a Song of the South remake already, dammit.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:56 pm
by Guest
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:53 pm
Just make a Song of the South remake already, dammit.
Pity Disney has gotten so woke. Imagine Uncle Remus in a MAGA hat. :lol:

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:52 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
That would be swell.

I'm also shocked there's no outcry over an Arabian lamp ghost being played by a privileged US citizen..

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:50 pm
by veris leta facies
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)

Finally watched this masterpiece. Goddamn, why had I postponed watching this giallo goody so long. Edwige Fenech was a real hottie and she really had a hard time keeping her clothes on during the first 30 minutes of the movie. :mrgreen:

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Mmmm.

This is a real art about violence against women, like this beautiful scene:
https://youtu.be/F3iIzuHDwM0?t=1m7s

This also had one of the greatest rape/dream scenes I've ever seen. Couldn't find that from YT, but here it is at 13:45.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bou20

Such magnificent kino. I would love to watch this with some cuck soyboy or some militant feminist. :lol:

Oh, they don't make movies like these anymore. Suck it captain mahvel, this is women's role in movies.

Re: Movie Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:15 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
thats a man dude

Giant horseface skull and cousin to Jaws, manhands, adamsapple and they ALWAYS show their colors when aged:


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Just cover his hair with your hands and all you are left with is a manface with plastic surgery.
In fact I call his condition "Melania Trump face" A face so heavily modified it might as well be an alien.