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Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:32 am
by da PAC Nigguh
Ya Amber Heard Me?! wrote: ↑Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:51 pm
This is it, folks, the end of the world. They've officially remade Child's Play:
This is idiotic. It's not like Child's Play is some dead franchise. The original series just had a sequel released less than 2 years ago.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:41 am
by Guest
The original is still going on, there's another movie and a TV series on the way.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:28 pm
by Poonoo
So now we know what Will Smith as the Aladdin Genie will look like:
And you thought the eyes on Alita were bad. That's not a shoop, that's what it looks like in the trailer.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:48 pm
by Guest
Did he wish for Fortnite and Markass Brownly?
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:16 pm
by Guest
So it'll probably only make 700 million instead of 800 million.
Is Disney putting shit in the water to make people think their movies are good?
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:53 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Just make a Song of the South remake already, dammit.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:56 pm
by Guest
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:53 pm
Just make a Song of the South remake already, dammit.
Pity Disney has gotten so woke. Imagine Uncle Remus in a MAGA hat.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:52 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
That would be swell.
I'm also shocked there's no outcry over an Arabian lamp ghost being played by a privileged US citizen..
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:50 pm
by veris leta facies
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)
Finally watched this masterpiece. Goddamn, why had I postponed watching this giallo goody so long. Edwige Fenech was a real hottie and she really had a hard time keeping her clothes on during the first 30 minutes of the movie.
Mmmm.
This is a real art about violence against women, like this beautiful scene:
https://youtu.be/F3iIzuHDwM0?t=1m7s
This also had one of the greatest rape/dream scenes I've ever seen. Couldn't find that from YT, but here it is at 13:45.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bou20
Such magnificent kino. I would love to watch this with some cuck soyboy or some militant feminist.
Oh, they don't make movies like these anymore. Suck it captain mahvel, this is women's role in movies.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:15 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
thats a man dude
Giant horseface skull and cousin to Jaws, manhands, adamsapple and they ALWAYS show their colors when aged:
Just cover his hair with your hands and all you are left with is a manface with plastic surgery.
In fact I call his condition "Melania Trump face" A face so heavily modified it might as well be an alien.