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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:53 pm

I'm just waiting for the next Neil Breen movie....
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:26 pm

Plot twist: Hitler was Bigfoot all along.
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Post by Rushy » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:00 pm

Watched Die Hard 2 yesterday. I was expecting it to be mostly a less effective copy of the original(since, you know... no Rickman), but I was actually surprised at just how much of a downgrade it was. The decision to have McClane constantly throw himself at the terrorists as opposed to the awesome stealth shit from the first movie was a rubbish idea, along with most of the oneliners being about how this is just like that time in Nakatomi last year.

Positives? Although Denis Franz's character is shit, he's still entertaining when he does his thing. Bruce Willis does what he can with the limited material. The ValJohnson cameo was sweet. The plane crash scene is intense, easily the best part of the film. And although I know McClane goes on to divorce his wife, I liked that they weren't in marital trouble this film. The Atherton reporter character was actually better utilised and developed. Basically, small character moments keep the movie going.
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Post by Guest » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:20 pm

The action scenes still hold up and Renny Harlin hadn't turned into the shit director he became in later years. It's really the script that lets everyone down. It's not particularly smart and dumbass stuff like "shit in your brains or the lead in your ass" really make it seem schlocky. Love the fight on the plane wing though.

Is goddamn Die Hard Begins still happening?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 pm

"Live Soft" would be a funnier prequel title.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:21 am

Die Hard 3 is the only good Die Hard sequel
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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:20 am

Hard to believe it started off as Rapid Fire 2. Either it was going to be low budget as hell or they had ridiculous plans for Brandon Lee.

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Post by Ya Amber Heard Me?! » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:51 pm

This is it, folks, the end of the world. They've officially remade Child's Play:



From the producers of shIT and starring Aubrey Plaza. Probably PG-13 too.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rushy » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:45 pm

nobody gives a shit, Dourif and Mancini are making the Child's Play TV series
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Ya Amber Heard Me?! » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:51 pm

Forgot you like shitty tv shows based on '80s movies.

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