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Post by Guest » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:18 pm

Two similarly named films, one about a real person and one about the fake person named after the real one, sounds very smart.

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Post by Guest » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:48 pm

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Since Rushy's into cute shit & shameless cash grabs, will he be seeing Disney's latest nostalgia-fagging live action remake which looks more like a horror movie?

If the review embargo doesn't lift until tomorrow, then it's probably a guaranteed stinker & another one of Disney's many sacrificial lambs.

Honestly, who gives a shit? It's relying on nostalgia too much as a marketing tactic + there's barely any advertising. Disney's put their live action trust in Mahvel and Star Wars these days, though the latter's worse off.

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Post by Guest » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:12 pm

I'll never get teh Haley Atwell love. She's chubby and a total butterface.

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Post by Guest » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:24 am

I don't see the point in getting all hot and bothered over actresses. These days you have porn stars and overfiltered instragram whores that look better and I get to see their awful cunts.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:14 pm

Also: waifus.
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Post by Guest » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:38 pm

Was dragged out to see Ant Man 2 + Mission Impossible 6.

Ant Man 2 was crap. It felt like I was watching a video game in movie form, but with little to no excitement, and it felt worse than the first film with an even weaker villain and more Reddit-tier "humor." Plus, several parts of it felt rushed and nonsensical.

Mission Impossible 6 is one of the most boring action films I've ever seen in my life. So much bullshit plot convenience and "gotcha" moments. Hated it.

Hollywood needs to die.

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Post by veris leta facies » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:03 pm

Dr. Strangelove is always mainly remembered for Peter Sellers' triple role, but George C. Scott is the real shit here:



Brilliant. Being so over the top but still believable character. It's like he's almost ejacualting in his patriotic ecstasy and then realises the severity of the situation.

HAS HE GOT A CHANCE??!!!

HELL YE

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Post by Guest » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:56 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:38 pm
Was dragged out to see Ant Man 2 + Mission Impossible 6.

Ant Man 2 was crap. It felt like I was watching a video game in movie form, but with little to no excitement, and it felt worse than the first film with an even weaker villain and more Reddit-tier "humor." Plus, several parts of it felt rushed and nonsensical.

Mission Impossible 6 is one of the most boring action films I've ever seen in my life. So much bullshit plot convenience and "gotcha" moments. Hated it.

Hollywood needs to die.
Bad Robot has really done its best to turn Mission Impossible as generic as possible, and the stupid wife B-story is really goddamn fucking retarded. I refused to see the new one in theaters because she's all throughout the trailer.

Best M:I was the original, but it looks like I will never get a proper sequel to that masterpiece. It's all shitty JJ Abrams-style action and lens flares. They even make M:I-2 look great by comparison.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:25 pm

Which one's the stupid wife?
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Post by Guest » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:31 pm

Michelle Monaghan, the "meh" brunette Tiny Tom is triggered over. Maybe she's in a dream sequence or something, I dunno. Her presence, and the shitty mystery surrounding her, in the fourth movie epically pissed me off, especially since the third movie showed IMF agents living peaceful lives in the suburbs when they weren't saving the planet.

Just go home and work a normal job, Ethan!

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