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Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:45 am
by Keith Chegwin
Guest wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:58 am
Since Rushy's into cute shit & shameless cash grabs, will he be seeing Disney's latest nostalgia-fagging live action remake which looks more like a horror movie?
Well, on the plus, Hayley Atwell's big titties are suitably big for her role as Christopher Robin's wife. They'll probably gloss over the fact that she was also his cousin in much the same way they've glossed over the fact that their child had downs, or that Christopher Robin hated Winnie-the-Pooh and would probably strangle him if he were real
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:57 am
by Rushy
I've never seen the original Winnie the Pooh so I hardly have a connection with this franchise.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:50 am
by Tony Schiavone
That Christopher Robin movie looks like Ted. (Or what Ted was trying to parody. And was more successful at.)
All this trailer goes to show, is that once again Eeyore is the greatest character in that universe.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:57 pm
by Old Black Man
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:22 pm
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:56 pm
What’s with krauts and nazi guilt anyway?
It's hammered into you right from the very first history class. If you're especially unlucky, you'll never hear jack shit about anything else in history class. It's state-enforced allied forces propaganda by 80% and by 20% it's the state going "wow, look how gr8t we r today compared 2 hitlor!" to excuse all their shit.
he only amusing thing is when those that perpetuate the German guilt the hardest are attacked by Jews themselves. They will spin 180° and only stop short of telling the Jids to get gassed. Very comparable to when shitlibs get accused to be racist themselves by niggers. They get top mad and start calling them Uncle Toms.
Thanks for clearing that up for me. When the Charlotte NC shit was going down I had to avoid conversations with them for a while because I was sick of hearing about the noble ANTIFA forces fighting off the vicious nazi forces. I suppose it’s how anyone feels when an outsider who doesn’t deal with a conflict daily weighs in, a mick buddy of mine said he felt the same way when foreigners came to visit the peace line in Ireland.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:07 pm
by Liar Revealed
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:45 am
Well, on the plus, Hayley Atwell's big titties are suitably big for her role as Christopher Robin's wife. They'll probably gloss over the fact that she was also his cousin in much the same way they've glossed over the fact that their child had downs, or that Christopher Robin hated Winnie-the-Pooh and would probably strangle him if he were real
Yes. This movie looks exactly like I feared it would turn out when I heard it announced. Worse, actually. I thought they'd at least be re-adapting the old stories, not doing this
Hook shit.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:56 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I thought this was just going to be a biopic about the Pooh creator. But I guess then Disney wouldn't have an overly-bloated budget to throw at it.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:46 pm
by Guest
I had no intention of watching the trailer and god fuck what the hell is all this.
Yeah it's gay Hook shit. Thought it would have been a shit bioflick too.
the CGI characters look awful. Theres an old shitty Jesus Franco zombie movie called Oasis of the Dead where the zombambos are all terrible paper mache masks that are unnerving for the wrong reasons, they remind me of that.
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:49 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
Rushy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:22 am
Lost in FRIENDSHIP AND HAPPINESS AND ALL NICE THINGS!
I dig it!
You are definitely the opps
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:10 pm
by Liar Revealed
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:56 pm
I thought this was just going to be a biopic about the Pooh creator. But I guess then Disney wouldn't have an overly-bloated budget to throw at it.
The non-Disney biopic came out last year.
Goodbye Christopher Robin
Re: Movie Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:15 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Wtf is up with Hollywood shitting out similar movies so close together?