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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:41 pm

MI2 sucks but isn't quite as bad as perhaps suggested.

The last 25 minutes is mostly uncut John Woo schlock - and I enjoyed that stuff, but the first 75% isn't the most entertaining or exciting material ever assembled.

I think I have an issue with Cruise having a love interest. With the exception of like, Top Gun Maverick - he doesn't have chemistry with anybody. Its like the south park meme.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:52 pm

He doesn't have chemistry with anyone IRL either. He's a full time actor and the closest thing to a real life Patrick Bateman.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:54 pm

Also a pretty shit villain. Dougray Scott is not even close to playing in the same ballpark as Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jon Voight or Esai Morales.
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Post by Old Black Man » Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:48 am

Bit of a weird topic, but I wanted to bring up a cult horror movie with an unfortunate creator attached to it. This year is fittingly the 23rd anniversary of Jeepers Creepers. The sequels suck but the original is a fairly original and creative film with an awesome monster and some cool moments. What holds is back is the director is a NAMBLA poster boy and you can’t bring up the movie without someone mentioning it.

Not that I am surprised, it’s just that…what how many sex perverts exist in Hollywood and no one gives a shit? Dude was sentenced, served his time, and while I wish he’d taken lead to the head I will admit he made a movie I dig. Can’t forget that eyes catching poster, no pun intended.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:33 pm

Worth noting this freak was also defended in court by Coppola, likely sharing the same pedophilic interests because Hollywood.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:40 pm

I found the movie mediocre at best.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:50 pm

It's a slasher with a truck. Except he's also a monster that kills in cycles or something like some kind of low-tier Pennywise.
Kinda got a bit silly towards the end.
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Post by Rapeculture » Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:36 pm

The original lost me at the fat, black woman with psychic abilities.
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Post by JL Unlimited » Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:15 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
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The original lost me at the fat, black woman with psychic abilities.
Did she have a Jamaican accent?

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Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:47 pm

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Dude was sentenced, served his time
But he didn't really. Coppolla went to bat for the pedo and got his sentence reduced to almost nothing. And what Victor Salva did was much worse than Weinstein.
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