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Re: Movie Thread

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:55 am

I kind of hate that the Sanic movie was a hit - maybe Jim Carrey's funny in it or something...

But I'm just like, the only thing worse than the generic ass plot they used would be to try and adapt one of the plots from the games. Which Sanic plots have always sucked, regardless of gameplay quality.
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:28 am

It wasn't terrible by modern family movie standards, which is about as good as a Sonichu movie can be. It reminded me of those cheap 80s movies like He-Man and Beastmaster 2 where they would come to modern day because the production couldn't afford to build sets.

The post-credit scene will be Sonic getting zapped back in time to meet the bestiality princess from Sonic 06, and adult children will coom all over YouTube.

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:59 am

Yeah it's bad that it became a hit because "fluff is better than shit". Most movies from the past few years would be hyped up, make some dough, fuck off for a while, and a sequel would be in the works, and the Sonic Movie is no exception. Our standards are already low due to it being a video game movie, and it's Sonic movie no less. Hollywood doesn't know shit about video games.

I saw a meme where it featured live action Rocky and Bullwinkle, Yogi Bear, Alvin and the Chipmunks and Sonic, and the format is main white character in a car with CGI versions of old cartoon character. 2 late 4 me to find it.

They played it safe with this movie/didn't have to try hard in the script department. Just a forgettable piece of cynical media people think is fantastic only because it's just above any other video game movie (except for Wreak it Ralph lmfao) that came before it.

And yeah, they already tried this with Sonic X (the Adventure games) and we saw how well that went.

The only good things you could say about this film is Jim Carrey's performance, Sonic's portrayal (Roger Craig Smith is a great VA, but he's been handed some shitty writing) and.....the action and CGI was okay?

Otherwise, fuck it.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:16 am

What was like the motivation of Sanic getting stranded in some rural Burger town? The Sanic games never really had cities that weren't giant metropolises (that double as a casino).
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:06 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
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Roger Craig Smith is a great VA, but he's been handed some shitty writing
He didn't voice Sonic in the movie. That was some dude named Ben Schwartz

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:28 pm

Meant to put that in my final draft where Ben was a breath of fresh hair from the previous Sonic outings.
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:36 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:28 pm
Meant to put that in my final draft where Ben was a breath of fresh hair from the previous Sonic outings.
My apologies

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:18 pm

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Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:06 am
He didn't voice Sonic in the movie. That was some dude named Ben Schwartz
It's certainly not the most klessik and iconic of all Sanic VAs that is Jaleel White, so who cares?
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:39 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:18 pm
It's certainly not the most klessik and iconic of all Sanic VAs that is Jaleel White, so who cares?
Unfortunately Urkel is sounding less like Sonic and more like an old black man these days, as exhibited by that fan film with Doge and all the other INs

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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:25 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:28 pm
Meant to put that in my final draft where Ben was a breath of fresh hair
You mean a freath of bresh air, Rich.

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