Leslie Jones must have some free time.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:22 pmI would to see one of these spherical sheboons direct a major motion pictures. I'm not talking some Hollywood Snake's college educated high yellow pet who is affable and demure at production meetings, I'm talking a real ghetto kween directing a 150 million dollar tentpole Cleopatra movie. Someone who will scream "racist cracka ass bitch!" in Amy Pascal's face and rip out a fistful of her hair before throwing her head first into the craft food table when Pascal tries to tell her there were no shine rims in Ancient Egypt.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:20 pmI don't know if that's a real thing, but Amy Pascal has been trying to get a "feminist" Cleopatra movie off the ground at Sony for a long time now.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:17 pmShe will be black in the inevitable Cleopatra Netflix series, anyways.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... iller.html
Supposedly Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga are (were?) in the lead for the role, but the KANGZ and QWEENZ are making a stink about it on Twitter and want Beyonce to play the part.
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Gaga's too goofy looking and Jolie's way too damn old. I'd cast Margot Robbie just to piss people off but it'll end up being some brown girl whose ethnicity you can't determine.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:20 pmI don't know if that's a real thing, but Amy Pascal has been trying to get a "feminist" Cleopatra movie off the ground at Sony for a long time now.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:17 pmShe will be black in the inevitable Cleopatra Netflix series, anyways.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... iller.html
Supposedly Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga are (were?) in the lead for the role, but the KANGZ and QWEENZ are making a stink about it on Twitter and want Beyonce to play the part.
http://archive.fo/XxSSx
I remember they made a big deal about Cleopatra being middle eastern in the Rome series a few years back. Like "FINALLY, she's shown as non-white the way she's supposed to be!" even though she should have been hot as Greek fuck like a young Maria Menounos.
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>Feminist movie about CleopatraLiar Revealed wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:20 pmI don't know if that's a real thing, but Amy Pascal has been trying to get a "feminist" Cleopatra movie off the ground at Sony for a long time now.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:17 pmShe will be black in the inevitable Cleopatra Netflix series, anyways.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... iller.html
Supposedly Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga are (were?) in the lead for the role, but the KANGZ and QWEENZ are making a stink about it on Twitter and want Beyonce to play the part.
http://archive.fo/XxSSx
>Feminist movie about a woman who was exiled and only got into power by fucking the most powerful man in the world
That's actually very accurate.
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Anybody wanting to play Cleopatra is an egotistical cunt among egotistical cunts.
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I seem to recall a Xena: Warrior Princess episode where Xena met Cleopatra and she was black. I was never really into that show though, so I only half-remember.
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She also fought Julius Caesar who was played by that guy from Dredd. That's some good historical accuracy there.
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What do you guys think of Mel Brooks?
I’m watching Robin Hood and it’s painfully unfunny, 90% of jokes boil down to “lol that’s not what 12th century England is”. I feel like most Mel Brooks films are terrible, the script is always paper thin and the acting awful. Young Frankenstein is the notable exception, maybe Blazing Saddles but I haven’t watched that in a while.
I’m watching Robin Hood and it’s painfully unfunny, 90% of jokes boil down to “lol that’s not what 12th century England is”. I feel like most Mel Brooks films are terrible, the script is always paper thin and the acting awful. Young Frankenstein is the notable exception, maybe Blazing Saddles but I haven’t watched that in a while.
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Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are the only ones I really cared for. History of the World Part 1 is okay too I guess. Dracula: Dead and Loving It is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen in my life.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:21 pmWhat do you guys think of Mel Brooks?
I’m watching Robin Hood and it’s painfully unfunny, 90% of jokes boil down to “lol that’s not what 12th century England is”. I feel like most Mel Brooks films are terrible, the script is always paper thin and the acting awful. Young Frankenstein is the notable exception, maybe Blazing Saddles but I haven’t watched that in a while.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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The Producers is pretty kino too, IMO. Even most hardcore Mel Brooks fans don't like the Dracula one. That one pretty much ended his movie making career.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:25 pmSpaceballs, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are the only ones I really cared for. History of the World Part 1 is okay too I guess. Dracula: Dead and Loving It is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen in my life.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:21 pmWhat do you guys think of Mel Brooks?
I’m watching Robin Hood and it’s painfully unfunny, 90% of jokes boil down to “lol that’s not what 12th century England is”. I feel like most Mel Brooks films are terrible, the script is always paper thin and the acting awful. Young Frankenstein is the notable exception, maybe Blazing Saddles but I haven’t watched that in a while.
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Fuck, figured I'd forget one. Yeah The Producers is pretty great too. I might check it out again this weekend, I have 3 days off and not shit to do really.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:47 pmThe Producers is pretty kino too, IMO. Even most hardcore Mel Brooks fans don't like the Dracula one. That one pretty much ended his movie making career.
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