Movie Thread

[Rapeculture]

I'm more annoyed at JP still showing dinosaurs not having feathers.

The next reboot of Jurassic Park will almost definitely have them.

[CuckTurdginson]

Like when you get the bull's opinion of your wife's pussy?

I just see woke shit in everything I watch now. Sometimes I wonder if it's really there or I'm just imagining it.

Could be worse, you could constantly see that Captain America is gay.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm more annoyed at JP still showing dinosaurs not having feathers.

The next reboot of Jurassic Park will almost definitely have them.

I highly doubt that. They don't have the balls to show Velociraptors as they were - fully covered in feathers.

[Rapeculture]

I'm more annoyed at JP still showing dinosaurs not having feathers.

The next reboot of Jurassic Park will almost definitely have them.

I highly doubt that. They don't have the balls to show Velociraptors as they were - fully covered in feathers.

We will see, nigga. We will see.

[Kugelfisch]

We will see, nigga. We will see.

It's Universal, lad. Mainstream brainlets find dinos with feathers lame and Universal hardly has anything besides JP. They will have naked velos until the heat death of the universe.

[Rapeculture]

We will see, nigga. We will see.

It's Universal, lad. Mainstream brainlets find dinos with feathers lame and Universal hardly has anything besides JP. They will have naked velos until the heat death of the universe.

Yeah........yeah, you might be right, gangster. To normies, nothing is less terrifying than a dino that looks like he just left a burlesque show.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The next reboot of Jurassic Park will almost definitely have them.

They can reboot it as often as they want, but they'll still say that feathers would look to silly. Because there's apparently nothing scary about an oversized bird of prey with teeth.

I highly doubt that. They don't have the balls to show Velociraptors as they were - fully covered in feathers.

And that's not even going into how an actual Velociraptor was about the size of a chicken. Here's a comparison along with other Dromaeosaurus that are actually big:


Say what you want about silly feathers, I'd run the fuck away from something that could bite off my head and most of my torso in a single bite.

[Kugelfisch]

Ever seen a mad ostrich or emu? I asure you that you won't mess with one or you'll deeply regret it. Look at the fucker number 5. You don't fuck with that!
Hell, I wouldn't mess with a proper Velociraptor either. Imagine half a dozen of them mad. If you thought geese are crazy you've got another thing coming for you.

[Guest]

Ever seen a mad ostrich or emu? I asure you that you won't mess with one

Of course I won't, I'm not Australian.

[Liar Revealed]

I just saw this short as "little black girl is smarter and braver than everyone and saves the day".
I'd like to think I'm wrong and seeing too much into it, but I can already picture the boardroom full of suits and token "diversity consultants" micromanaging every page of the script.