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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:08 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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I'd say he was a good director but that's generations ago. He's also directed an episode of Columbo.
Right, he was 25 at the time. I think it was one of the earliest episodes.

RPO was just References: The Movie, wasn't it?
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:44 am

There's no jew like an old jew. Spielberg's shit hasn't been good for decades.
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Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:10 pm

Don't forget Spielberg also produced those awful Transformers movies.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:26 pm

Men in Black II was on TV tonight so I watched a bit of it. The movie is terrible but somebody in particular needed to have a word with whoever the casting director was.
You've got Rosario Dawson's character, who is supposed to be the daughter of the Alien Princess and Tommy Lee Jones. The Alien Princess is Japanese. Tommy Lee Jones is white. How in the fuck did these two people have a black daughter?
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Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:43 pm

Tommy is a cuck and alium princess fugged a black.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:55 pm

So a Mundane Matt situation in other words. :lol:
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Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:57 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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Like, you talk about what are held conventionally as his 'bad' movies, Hook, 1941, the War of the Worlds remake; and those films are bad, but I could point out at least one attribute of all three that's somewhat ambitious. Ready Player One makes Crystal Skull look oscar-worthy by comparison, which is saying something.
Crystal Skull at least had hot Cate Blanchett cosplaying as a Commie slut.

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Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:01 pm

Speaking of terrible old directors, I recently watched Escape from LA for the first time and holy shit I've never seen a movie that literally felt like an old man had directed it. John Carpenter has all the camera moves of a 90-year-old with COPD. Hey Zeus Crisco, what a slow moving clunky movie. The prez's daughter was hot as fook though, but other than that I was horribly unimpressed. It was also filled with a bunch of 30-second cameos with everyone hidden behind masks and shit like The Last Jedi.

Thank you, John Carpenter, for making shitty movies and killing the FEAR franchise.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:05 pm

Guest wrote:
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Tommy is a cuck and alium princess fugged a black.
That's the logical explanation, but Rosario Dawson doesn't exactly look Japanese either.
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It was also filled with a bunch of 30-second cameos with everyone hidden behind masks and shit like The Last Jedi.
Funnily enough, Last Jewdi ripped it off. Of all the films to rip off they settled on the inferior Escape movie.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:30 pm

You watch the first Men in Black and you're like, 'this concept could absolutely support six-seven sequels' but literally all of the sequels' are bad.
MiB: International also sucks, btw. Don't know if it's bad as 2, but it's got all the hallmarks of current year bad blockbusters: from eyeroll inducing woke shit to a boring, cookie cutter plot.
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