Movie Thread

[Guest]

I like Sassy Guest.

Fuck you, Rushy. Cobra Kai sucks ass and you goddamn fucking know it.

[Rushy]

Most people KNOW it was a parody, furfag. It's just a bad parody. "This fictional obnoxious thing is just like this real life obnoxious thing" isn't in and of itself funny, it's just annoying. Especially when the movie wants to have it both ways and play certain scenes with that character, like xir death, completely strai kight. Or when they put her in the Falcon computer. What the fuck was that about?

Well, that's subjective cause she was my fav character in Solo.
And putting her in the computer was a reference to 3PO pointing out the Falcon had a very peculiar dialect in Empire, I think.

[Rushy]

Fuck you, Rushy. Cobra Kai sucks ass and you goddamn fucking know it.

But it has cobras

[Guest]

It has Peyton List too. She's cute, but damn she's still a Disney ho.

So nobody really cares that some scrub gave Han his last name? Yeah, The Last Jedi was garbage and all, but seriously, some random nobody character just gave the coolest character in the original movie his fucking last name in a throwaway scene in a shitty throwaway reboot movie.

That's up there with Blofeld and Bond being brothers. I mean, who thought that was a good idea?

[Guest]

It has Peyton List too. She's cute, but damn she's still a Disney ho.

So nobody really cares that some scrub gave Han his last name? Yeah, The Last Jedi was garbage and all, but seriously, some random nobody character just gave the coolest character in the original movie his fucking last name in a throwaway scene in a shitty throwaway reboot movie.

That's up there with Blofeld and Bond being brothers. I mean, who thought that was a good idea?

Retarded Hollywood writers think everything needs an origin story. Han Solo is just his fucking name. It's no weirder than Skywalker, and less than a lot of the other silly names in the series. It didn't need an explanation. Lucas may blow chunks at dialogue and characterization, but he's still better on his worse day than the hacks writing the series now. At least he can come up with a plot that doesn't come off like Linkara wrote it.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I like Sassy Guest.

Fuck you, Rushy. Cobra Kai sucks ass and you goddamn fucking know it.

ASS loved Cobra Kai. Nuff said.

[Kugelfisch]

I want to know the origin of Kit Fisto's name.

[Guest]

Or Jizz music. Or the Jizz wailers. Or Darth Bane.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It all has to do with what the crew did to kids after filming.

Or when they put her in the Falcon computer. What the fuck was that about?

It's a Chekov's Gun. I keep my fingers crossed that Rise of Skywalker will have the Falcon turn into a Transformer.

[Guest]

Or Jizz music. Or the Jizz wailers. Or Darth Bane.

He was the bane of his father's existence. It was in a novel way back in the day.