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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:53 am

Diversity and Comics liked it. Usually if he likes a movie, it sucks.

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:58 pm

It's Nigflix so there won't be any inconvenient user ratings or box office returns to go by.
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:40 pm

Saoirse Ronan's Oral Sex Scene In 'Mary Queen Of Scots' Is An Important Feminist Moment
An actual human said this. The scene is literally her lying there making a fake Oface while some dude pretends to go down on her offscreen. It's literally been done hundreds of times in mainstream movies and tv.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:30 pm

Guest wrote:
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:10 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Lizard person is more likely.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:21 am

This Child's Play remake looks fucking awful. Apparently Chucky turns into fucking Skynet and controls everything to kill people until a group of little kids Rambo-up to take him down.

Oh and Mark Hamill, fuck off. You're no Brad Dourif.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:23 am

Why is there a Child's Play remake and why the absolute fuck did you watch that shit?
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:31 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:23 am
Why is there a Child's Play remake
Because fucking It. It made bank so now the copycat train is "OMG remake 80s/90s horror shit."

A fucking Child's Play reboot. The original series just had a sequel barely a year ago with the original writer and cast, yet they still reboot the shit.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:35 am

While we're on the subject of It, the new Pet Sematary is dogshit.
Its great for about 40 minutes in the middle, but it turns rock stupid really quickly in the third act and just completely falls the fuck apart.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:37 am

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:35 am
While we're on the subject of It, the new Pet Sematary is dogshit.
Its great for about 40 minutes in the middle, but it turns rock stupid really quickly in the third act and just completely falls the fuck apart.
Like 97% of all horror movies.
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