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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:43 pm

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What Men Want looks like the unfunniest thing in history. Surprise, the only joke that lands in the trailer is from a man.
Did they rip off the idea from Dave Chappelle's skit? Talk about missing the point. The entire point of that skit was that a gender flipped version of What Women Want wouldn't work because it would be way too much men narrating their sex fantasies. The only way you could do this movie and have it be somewhat true to the premise is to make it a porno.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:11 pm

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A little of both, although I thought The Good Guys was okay. He's a mediocre director though. Can't shoot decent action and every shot is boring and unmemorable.

He also hired Olivia Munn to play one of the smartest women in the world, then wrote a nude scene for her where you only see the tops of her shoulders. Fuck him.

Also, the Predators only hunt Humans because they know global warming will kill us in a generation. Also, Autistics are the next step in Human evolution. Can't talk to girls, can't order a pizza on the phone, but yeah, they are our superiors because they're really good at coding or something.
All that shit and more in the the script, along with Predator spiders and a lot of really bad expository dialogue about good guy Predators who want to save us from the evil Predator hybrids. Cringy cracks about FUCKING WHITE MAAAAALLLLEEESSSS that I dont remember in the movie proper and the autistic kid instantly know how to fly a Predator ship because he's autistic.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:52 pm

The kid's basically psychic (in a way that also works on technology) with all the shit he can figure out instantly.
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Also, the Predators only hunt Humans because they know global warming will kill us in a generation. Also, Autistics are the next step in Human evolution. Can't talk to girls, can't order a pizza on the phone, but yeah, they are our superiors because they're really good at coding or something.
Not only is autism the next step in human evolution, but the hybrid Predator chad kidnapped the kid in order to give himself autism.
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Post by Rushy » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:01 am

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The Invisible Man, though...that's a little too obscure. Not even a cool monster. The last film to try and do it was a terrible Chevy Chase movies from 25 years ago.
The only way this could work is if he was a ninja or something.
I can imagine a really cool psychological horror movie based on the Invisible Man. Griffin's descent into insanity whether due to his own latent megalomania or the weird chemicals he consumed in his obsessive research could provide legitimately great material in the right hands aka far away from anyone trying to build a Cinematic Universe.
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Post by ban » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:09 am

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Not only is autism the next step in human evolution, but the hybrid Predator chad kidnapped the kid in order to give himself autism.
He was trying to evolve into a Predator Newtype by kidnapping non-leaf Amuro, it all makes sense. :lol:
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:24 am

I'm thinking less Amurao and more Shinji here.
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Post by Guest » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:35 am

The global warming shit felt like it was a plot twist straight from 2007.

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Post by ban » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:06 am

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I'm thinking less Amurao and more Shinji here.
Shinji was a depressed, edgy cunt, Amuro was the original animu Autist, attributed to his leaf genes. I'm serious, Tomino himself said it, that Amuro is a leaf in spaaaaaaace and due to his aspergers he had a great grasp in technology that lead him to awaken as a newtype. :lol:
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Bobito » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:36 am

I would say that Kamille is way more autistic than Amuro, besides getting triggered every second a person think about his name, in these days for sure everyone would assume he is a transfaggot .

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Post by Guest » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:39 am

Shinji was a chad who refused to sex the most fought over waifus of the past two decades because he was above them.
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Also, Autistics are the next step in Human evolution. Can't talk to girls, can't order a pizza on the phone, but yeah, they are our superiors because they're really good at coding or something.
Autists can order pizza just fine, why do you think they're so fat?

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