Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

North Korea was better off under the Japanese than the Kim dynasty.

Figures, really. The Glorious Nippon Kaiser just wanted to expand and grow his empire, whereas the Kims just want to grow and expand their belly.

[Guest]

I'm living here because my dad's military and I'm half American.

Shit dude if you're a hapa don't go back to the homeland

Is the human half of you at least white?

[Keith Chegwin]

We freed all these Asian ingrates from the Japs, and in the inevitable power vacuum, most of them bent over and took it willingly from the Commies.

The same thing happened in Europe. Eastern Europe became communist. Western Europe would have become communist as well if it weren't for the CIA

[Guest]

North Korea was better off under the Japanese than the Kim dynasty.

Figures, really. The Glorious Nippon Kaiser just wanted to expand and grow his empire, whereas the Kims just want to grow and expand their belly.

At least the exalted emperor doesn’t have to convince his people that he has Santa Claus esque spy powers to scare them into submission.

[BenComicGraphics]

I'm living here because my dad's military and I'm half American.

Shit dude if you're a hapa don't go back to the homeland

Is the human half of you at least white?

as the driven snow. Mostly German/Dutch with a small bit of british, tiny sliver of french, and 3% italian. 0% native american, but I think everyone knew that.

[BenComicGraphics]

North Korea was better off under the Japanese than the Kim dynasty.

Figures, really. The Glorious Nippon Kaiser just wanted to expand and grow his empire, whereas the Kims just want to grow and expand their belly.

At least the exalted emperor doesn’t have to convince his people that he has Santa Claus esque spy powers to scare them into submission.

Dude, the japanese think the royal line came from the sun's semen hitting the sea. Don't try to normalize them.

[Liar Revealed]

I'm living here because my dad's military and I'm half American.

Then in that case it was your mother that made the choice of "Korea or running off to another land with some white guy" and thought the latter was the better option. And I don't blame her as S. Korea has been a corrupt and shitty place up until only recently.

[Guest]

I'm living here because my dad's military and I'm half American.

Then in that case it was your mother that made the choice of "Korea or running off to another land with some white guy" and thought the latter was the better option. And I don't blame her as S. Korea has been a corrupt and shitty place up until only recently.

Doubtful.

[veris leta facies]

Westerns are something Italians perfected and only they can parody right:

Kaiketsu Zubat comes pretty close, even if it's technically not a Western.

After a short google-fu I fail to see what this Nip nonsense have to do with Westerns, even remotely.

BUT..



OyOyOyOyOyyyy! DRAGON ON FIRE! And on Youtube! This one is one goddamn classic. One of the strange gems of HK cinema Bruceploitation era. Its first 11 minutes are pure kino and the end fight lasts nearly half hour! The plot is pure nonsense, the dub is hilarious as fuck and the soundtrack is great, stealing tracks from Goblin, Star Wars and The Big Gundown. This is such obscure film it was hard to find from IMDb, there are actually three "Dragon on Fire" Bruceploitations. Not this, nor this, but this.

CENTURIES AGO THE LEGENDARY PRIEST SHAOLIN CREATED THE ALL-POWERFUL SHAOLIN STRIKE ROCK FIST! In the sixth generation of his line Tu Guang and Tang Sung went further to perfect a DOUBLE STRIKE ROCK FIST!! 10/10 <3

[Dehbashi]

He also tried to get a CGI Sonic movie made and some point in there, too.

I thought you were joking until I saw this piece of shit.