Movie Thread

[Guest]

E.T. is back and he's shilling for Comcast

Despite being an ad, it's still a better sequel than The Last Jedi.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They should make a soft reboot where E.T. learns everything about the female gender.

[Kugelfisch]

A four minute commercial? Get the fuck out of here!

[Liar Revealed]

Its a hit, apparently. Meaning his Star Wars trilogy will get forced on us.

RT says it's at #2 and got trounced by Frozen 2. They're still trying to portray this as a win for Rian Johnson though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nothing beats Elsa's white privilege.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Nothing beats Elsa's white privilege.

Did she end up being a dyke in the movie? Twitter terrorists spent years trying to force Disney to do so.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hell if I know. Most of my knowledge from the first one comes from Frozen songs coming up way too often during karaoke at animu conventions.

Though apparently the second one is about them trying to find out where she got her literal special snowflake powers, so there will probably be at least cuckoldry.

[CuckTurdginson]

Its a hit, apparently. Meaning his Star Wars trilogy will get forced on us.

RT says it's at #2 and got trounced by Frozen 2. They're still trying to portray this as a win for Rian Johnson though.

Made on 40 mil, has made 41 mil and change this weekend, 70 mil worldwide, was projected to do twenty to twenty five mil this weekend meaning it has more than doubled its expected gross, if we double 40 mil and make it 80 to account for marketing the movie's on its way to being a hit.

I know you can't quite cope with the fact that yOuR eXpECtAtIoNs hAvE bEEn sUbVeRtEd, but they're going to force Reean's Star Wars trilogy on us.

Nothing beats Elsa's white privilege.

Did she end up being a dyke in the movie? Twitter terrorists spent years trying to force Disney to do so.

No, they're going to keep trying though.

[Guest]

Nothing beats Elsa's white privilege.

Did she end up being a dyke in the movie? Twitter terrorists spent years trying to force Disney to do so.

She was half-dyke from the get go. The version I saw had her get it on with her sister while some prince tugged off.

[Guest]

Its a hit, apparently. Meaning his Star Wars trilogy will get forced on us.

RT says it's at #2 and got trounced by Frozen 2. They're still trying to portray this as a win for Rian Johnson though.

He played The Game so he will be rewarded. After the Dragon idiots quit, Disney still reserved space for three SW movies, so guess who's probably getting those. Also a weird Indian Jones sequel or reboot. I'm unsure, but Indy will probably have a vagina.