Movie Thread

[Guest]

Tobe fair, maybe the villains had specially made guns? I dunno. Does lead in the ass set off metal detectors, though? I'm pretty sure shit in your brains doesn't.

Plus naked tai-chi, you pinko bitches!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>talking about realism in a Hollywood action movie

[Guest]

Remember when Renny Harlin was a good action director? Holy shit that dude fell off a cliff. His Jackie Chan movie was one of the most generic things I've ever seen.

No Time To Die cannot be saved. The title is fcking dumb, the song is ass, and no amount of reshoots putting Bond back into the action scenes can make up for negro 007.

[Keith Chegwin]

Remember when Renny Harlin was a good action director?

No

No Time To Die cannot be saved. The title is fcking dumb, the song is ass, and no amount of reshoots putting Bond back into the action scenes can make up for negro 007.

Bond is dead basically. Should've died with the end of the Cold War but they managed to squeeze out one or two decent films since then.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They will just use that movie's failure to make the next Bond even woker.

[Guest]

They'll point at License to Kill's cult status and pretend box office doesn't matter. Brocolli doesn't give a shit anyway. She's just waiting for her bro to die so she can sell the franchise and spend the rest of her days fucking softbois in the sand.

[Keith Chegwin]

They'll point at License to Kill's cult status and pretend box office doesn't matter.

Licence to Kill really fucked them though. Wasn't the movie's fault, it was theirs. But still, they didn't make another Bond movie for six years off the back of Licence to Kill.

[Guest]

Craig confirms Bond is taking on Trump and Brexit. Very proud of it too.

[Keith Chegwin]

Ian Fleming would've loved Brexit. Probably Trump too

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Craig confirms Bond is taking on Trump and Brexit. Very proud of it too.

A good thing I never had any emotional attachment over this franchise in the first place, or this would hurt my feelz.