Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just you wait till they introduce stronk and independent Rose and Rouge. Or - heaven forbid - Shadow (who might just debut in a mid-credits scene of the inevitable second movie - which itself will probably cause Penders to have an aneurism since it will most likely introduce Ugandan Knuckles)

[It's a miracle enough that the redesign saved it from the usual corporate idiocy and SEGA/Sonic tirefire we all predicted it to be. You can thank weaponized autism for, once again, making the world a better place.]

Though that was autism I can get behind. Why even make a movie about a character if you can't even have the character look like the character?

[MegaNigger]

I have yet to see the Sanic mooby, but I'm fucking stoked to! I've watched Jim Carrey for a long ass time. I hate the fact he's a woke piece of shit, but he can put in good performances. Kick Ass 2? He was good in that, but he disowned his own work like a faggot because "Muh gun violence!" when his character was a reformed mob enforcer who was trying to do right by taking down his former contacts and he didn't ham up his wackiness in that film, but the fucker disowned it!

From everything I've seen of him being Dr. Robotnik, I can't see anyone else in that role frankly, he's a 90's relic like Sonic himself, it all works, and it's got charm to it. Plus, the animation studio listened to fan back lash and corrected the shit design. I have to give major credit where it's due for listening to your customers and not ramming a shit product that they have stated they don't want down their throats and calling them bigots for not liking. That's how you do good business.

[Guest]

People saw a Pikachu speak English, and his voice came as Ryan fucking Reynolds. They noped out after that.

The internet TOLD them to go with Danny DeVito and they didn't listen and look what happened

[Guest]

No Time 2 Die delayed until fall because they need those China bux. I will be shocked if Mulan doesn't get delayed too.

That's the official story, anyway. Rumors are that there was a test screening that went horribly. Producers realized too late that everyone hates this woke crap.

Not like they can reshoot it. The woke crowd will eat them alive if they ditch Latisha Bond.

[Kugelfisch]

on par with Space Jam?

Let's not get crazy here.

People saw a Pikachu speak English, and his voice came as Ryan fucking Reynolds. They noped out after that.

The internet TOLD them to go with Danny DeVito and they didn't listen and look what happened

Now that I would've watched for sure. Tell him to ham it up to the max as well. Bonus points if he doesn't even know what the fuck a Picachu is and don't tell him either.

[Poonoo]

Now that I would've watched for sure. Tell him to ham it up to the max as well. Bonus points if he doesn't even know what the fuck a Picachu is and don't tell him either.

...so anyway I started zappin.

[Guest]

Die Hard 2 is a superior Christmas movie. It's a rehash of the first but the action is better, the villains are more interesting, and there's a guy who gets kicked into a jet engine. Watch the PG-13 Disney reboots take place on spring break or something.

[veris leta facies]

DH2 is not better than the first, but it's somewhat underrated. Nice gory deaths and we shouldn't never forget the fact that it was the movie that brought Glock to the attention of the general public, among the facts that you can get it through airport security because they're plastic and they cost more than a police chief's monthly salary. Well, the latter isn't even that far from the truth over here.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Yea, it's where normalfags learned that the Glock is a porcelain gun that isn't picked up by metal detectors, that it's made in Germany, and it's insanely expensive. All three of which are false.

[Keith Chegwin]

It was on TV the other day so I watched some of it. Never liked it. 1 &3 are the best Die Hards and all the others are shit. If McTiernan didn't direct it, it's shit