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Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:08 am

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:43 pm
Guy made 5 great films in a row why are people pretending he’s a bad director?
You have shit taste in movies. Go back to fapping to Tarantula and Goggles you hack loving apechasing mongoloid.
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Fuck you faggot all directors are bad directors every movie ever made is shit, everything has always been fake and gay and it always will be liking things is for trannies and soy boys.
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Post by veris leta facies » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:51 pm

The Neon Demon (2016)

Nicolas Winding Refn, you know I love you man, but you have to stop scripting your own movies. Nicholas is definitely at his best when he directs films scripted by others (Drive, Bronson, Pusher), but the films he's also written are almost always crap (Valhalla Rising, Only God Forgives, this one). What a pretentious, slow and boring art shit. Nicholas clearly wants to honor the giallo genre with this work and this is a hell of a well filmed film, very beautiful scenes and Nicholas clearly has an eye for cinematography, but this is unfortunately a total style over substance pretentious masturbation. I would have liked to like this, but no. 4/10
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:24 am

Oh god, I remember Valhalla rising, they are not good memories
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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:35 am

I tried to watch Valhalla Rising, fell asleep, turned it off and never tried to watch it again

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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:13 pm

Guest wrote:
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Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:43 am
Malignant is pretty fucking hilarious. Soap opera acting throughout, a second act that drags, but the third act is glorious. I had a good time with it.
Isn't it fucking magical?
It was soyshit for Dead Meat fans and Letterboxd reviewers to jerk off about how it's a totally bonkers giallo homage i ship madison and sydney don't @ me, like every fucking horror movie from the last five years.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:16 pm

All horror is fake and homo.
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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:31 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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All horror is fake and homo.
All movies are fake, Voice. Pretty much all fiction is.

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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:52 pm

Nu uh, The Avengers is super duper for realisies.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:52 pm

>tfw your waifu will never become real
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