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Post by Old Black Man » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:45 am

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It's a Wuxia cartoon. They're all flexible. She just likes showing it off more. She's also like the Kenshiro of the show because she can't bend anything (besides her body) and just uses accupressure to turn off your powers.

And Heisei Gamera is fuckin' awesome. Though the first one didn't age quite as well as the other (they used some digital effects for stuff like missiles during aerial combat, which looks cheap af in that first movie. The practical effects are awesome in all three movies, though.)
My favorite creature design is easily from the second movie, when Gamera has to fight some fuckhuge insectoid monster whose costume probably required at least two actors.
She was pretty fly, fuck your bending and shit.

Oh yeah Legion, that’s a badass design. Heisei era stuff was peak for me, Godzilla especially. Shin Kamen Rider was also like that, shot really well, especially the night scenes. This is the Guyver movie we should have gotten.
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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:18 am

Watched the first four Friday the 13th movies. Really repetetive. Big slow guy (or unseen mom) stalks dumb kids by the lake. Aside from the nudity, they were pretty tame. Part 2 had the hottest girls by far.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:19 am

>slasher movies are lacking in variety
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 18, 2021 4:10 pm

They are just not all that good. F13th is the weakest of the classic slasher trifecta.
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Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:18 am
Watched the first four Friday the 13th movies. Really repetetive. Big slow guy (or unseen mom) stalks dumb kids by the lake. Aside from the nudity, they were pretty tame. Part 2 had the hottest girls by far.
They're all the exact same script with some Mad Libs names swapped around. Not the worst though. The Halloween movies take that title, none of them are any good except for Halloween 3.

Maybe I just fucking hate Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Post by Rushy » Thu Feb 18, 2021 5:35 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:18 am
Watched the first four Friday the 13th movies. Really repetetive. Big slow guy (or unseen mom) stalks dumb kids by the lake. Aside from the nudity, they were pretty tame. Part 2 had the hottest girls by far.
They're all the exact same script with some Mad Libs names swapped around. Not the worst though. The Halloween movies take that title, none of them are any good except for Halloween 3.

Maybe I just fucking hate Jamie Lee Curtis.
Or Donald Pleasence :lol:
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:08 pm

The only consistently good slasher franchise is Leprechaun (the abortion of a reboot attempt doesn't count). I especially recommend the In da Hood duology.
Or the space one. Way better than the space sequels for Friday or Hellraiser.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:27 pm

Elm Street blows Friday out of the water. Even though it's Freddy offing a new bunch of sexy teens every movie there's plenty of variety in the locations and kills, and Freddy being a smartass makes the movies a lot more interesting than a giant retard in a hockey mask lumbering around in the woods. There's even continuity, with the series bringing back Nancy then Alice in her weird little in-series trilogy. Friday 2, 3, and 4 end with a different girl surviving Jason but never brings them back or even mentions them. The only thing Friday excels in is naked ladies. (The hot chick from American Ninja gets plenty nekkid in part 4.)

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:35 pm

The fan scene from the second Leprechaun and the third one iirc where the chick comes out of the television were just great.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:47 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:27 pm
Elm Street blows Friday out of the water. Even though it's Freddy offing a new bunch of sexy teens every movie there's plenty of variety in the locations and kills, and Freddy being a smartass makes the movies a lot more interesting than a giant retard in a hockey mask lumbering around in the woods. There's even continuity, with the series bringing back Nancy then Alice in her weird little in-series trilogy. Friday 2, 3, and 4 end with a different girl surviving Jason but never brings them back or even mentions them. The only thing Friday excels in is naked ladies. (The hot chick from American Ninja gets plenty nekkid in part 4.)
The closest Friday ever got to an attempt at continuity was Tommy Jarvis but they couldn't even manage to keep a shitty B-actor around to reprise the role.
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