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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:15 pm

I read a story years ago about Hershlag getting gangraped by negroes in the hood, and the comments were like "great rape story bro, but did they have to keep calling her a kike?"

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:52 pm



There's a second part where she rides Kate's face.

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:48 pm

so this is what DHI has come to? Posting tranny porn? smh

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:11 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:48 pm
so this is what DHI has come to? Posting tranny porn? smh
The nuthouse discharge you early, you Dutch faggot?

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:19 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:11 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:48 pm
so this is what DHI has come to? Posting tranny porn? smh
The nuthouse discharge you early, you Dutch faggot?
How can someone lusting after transformed males call someone else a faggot?

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:14 am

Meanwhile, in current year...

...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:25 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:14 am
Meanwhile, in current year...

#storiesmatter
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Post by Guest » Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:53 am

I watched the 1999 Mummy for the first time in years. I'm kind of torn, on the one hand it's a better Indiana Jones movie than Crystal Skull. On the other hand it feels like this snowballed into some real bad shit with Universal trying to turn their old monster properties into big big budget action adventure movies. Even The Wolfman remake, which was an R rated gore fest, devolved into the werewolf parkouring around London, knocking over busses and ended with a werewolf kung fu fight. Then of course there was the Dark Universe...

Which is a shame. You can say those old movies are cheesy and outdated, but I think in the hands of someone with more than two braincells and a lick of talent you can make most of them spooky again. The Mummy is a 2,000 year old corpse empowered by Pagan gods who really wants to murder and then fuck (in that order) a pretty girl who has no idea what is going on. The Wolfman is a story about having your body hijacked by the embodiment of animalistic predation and being forced to do morally repugnant things against your will. Dracula is just Harvey Weinstein with a literally Satanic strain of AIDs.

The Invisible Man movie that came out this year was an attempt to move back to horror, but it was written and directed by a faggot (actual faggot and director of Frankenstein James Wales was probably less of a nancy than Leigh Whannell) for a twittering audience of cat ladies and Redditors and I do not recommend it.

In the end, I think that's the biggest problem with Hollywood these days. Studios were always shit, but they've weeded out anyone with talent and backbone. I'm swearing off more Universal Monster movies not out of boredom with the source material itself but because I know Universal will never give them to anyone capable of making worthwhile movies.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:10 pm

The Mummy is only watchable because of Brendan Fraser's charisma.

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Post by Guest » Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:27 pm

Prime Rachel Weisz was nice too. Movie was okay, but even for the time (oldfag here) it was considered a generic studio tentpole. Compared to the shit studios put out today, however, it's a fucking masterpiece.

Monster movies have never been scary. I don't mind Universal trying to make adventure movies out of the properties, but unless they're going to go all out they should keep them low budget and up the tits and violence. Trying to make a fucking shared universe out of wolfmen and shit is gay and stupid. Tom Cruise was horribly miscast in the new Mummy, though the blonde chick from Peaky Blinders is gorgeous.

The Invisible Man was pure garbage. The wokest of wokeshit.

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