Movie Thread

[Old Black Man]

Yeah I said half, acknowledge your white roots mother fucker!

Half cast niggers don't care about their white mothers and (most likely) white grandmothers and will never acknowledge them and leaven them to rot when the Jews hand them success without them having to work for it.

I hate the soy horror community, they’re all fake fucks and they know it.

[Guest]

Cool, they lost everyone but the woke crowd last week. Now the 7 of them have a reason not to watch this movie as well.

It's not like Edward Furlong will play an actual role in the movie. He's too much of washed-up hasbeen to be a credible action hero at this point. They're just CGIing his likeness for a scene where Arnie kills off his younger self in a flashback since you can't have a guy as the savior of mankind in current year now.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I just hope John Connor dies with "Tell Trump I love him..." on his lips.

Fuck that guy, his horror movies are trash and the only reason they're critically acclaimed is because he's half black. Yeah I said half, acknowledge your white roots mother fucker!

Now that would make for a great horror plot.

[Old Black Man]

I just hope John Connor dies with "Tell Trump I love him..." on his lips.

Fuck that guy, his horror movies are trash and the only reason they're critically acclaimed is because he's half black. Yeah I said half, acknowledge your white roots mother fucker!

Now that would make for a great horror plot.

I've always wanted to make a horror movie based on black paranoia, maybe he'll produce it if I film it in his pretentious style.

What are black people afraid of anyway? Dogs, sickle cell anemia...

The welfare checks were coming from inside the house! Spooky!

[Guest]

I've always wanted to make a horror movie based on black paranoia

Isn't that just Get Out?

I guess you could throw aside all pretense and have hordes of white people in police uniforms and MAGA hats rushing the poor black protagonists who dindu nuffin in giant swarms like zombies. Or a plot where wypipo are secretly killing black people to extract melanin from their skin and turn it to gold, like some black nationalists actually believe.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I guess you could throw aside all pretense and have hordes of white people in police uniforms and MAGA hats rushing the poor black protagonists who dindu nuffin in giant swarms like zombies.

Isn't that what The Purge films devolved into?

[Guest]

I guess you could throw aside all pretense and have hordes of white people in police uniforms and MAGA hats rushing the poor black protagonists who dindu nuffin in giant swarms like zombies.

Isn't that what The Purge films devolved into?

Shit, u right. I guess the melanin to gold plot is the only negro paranoia plot left.

[Old Black Man]

I guess you could throw aside all pretense and have hordes of white people in police uniforms and MAGA hats rushing the poor black protagonists who dindu nuffin in giant swarms like zombies.

Isn't that what The Purge films devolved into?

Shit, u right. I guess the melanin to gold plot is the only negro paranoia plot left.

I guess I could write in that shit where the sorcerer Yakob created white people from germs.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And blessed be his name for that.

[Guest]

They're remaking Jacob's Ladder with a black guy.

I'm surprised to see that hack fraud literal genius Jordan Peele's name isn't attached as a producer or something. Fuck that guy, his horror movies are trash and the only reason they're critically acclaimed is because he's half black. Yeah I said half, acknowledge your white roots mother fucker!

His MadTV days playing a gay Scottish rape victim who loves rape would get him MeToo'd if he were white.