Movie Thread

[Guest]

Or a shot-for-shot remake of It (either version is fine) with Mr. Mime instead of Pennywise.

Complete with child orgy scene?

Jessica Chastain says "time's up!" and it's all about empowering women (whatever that means) but is playing a child gangbang victim for money.

[Guest]

I wouldn't mind seeing her play an adult gangbang victim.

[Guest]

She's still too popular. You ain't seeing dem boobies again until she's doing direct-to-redbox movies and by then she'll be 50.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

She got them out for Lawless didn't she?

[Keith Chegwin]

She's still too popular.

With who? She's not even in the top ten highest grossing actresses, even Melissa fucking McCarthy and Jennifer Whorence are more popular.

She got them out for Lawless didn't she?

She's gotten them out more recently than that

[Old Black Man]

Since this movie is made what are the chances of getting a live action Digimon movie?

Mega low. All that's left of Digimon is Renamon rule 34.

This shitty fandom will never get that Lillymon is the best Waifumon. She has the right loli height, and she can turn her hands into an extra orifice. What more could you possibly ask for?

Edit: Now I fucking want a Jurassic Park-like Pokémon movie where the T-Rex is Charizard and Velociraptors are uh... Charmeleon? Can't really think of something.

Even later gens don't really have a velociraptor. The closest would be some Mon based on the Archaeopteryx.

Though an even better gen 1 replacement would be Scyther or Kabutops. Preferrably the latter because he looks a bit like a Xenomorph skeleton with radder arms.

Kazemon would like a word...

[Rapeculture]

I wouldn't mind seeing her play an adult gangbangrape victim.

^My preference, naturally.

[Guest]

She's still too popular.

With who? She's not even in the top ten highest grossing actresses, even Melissa fucking McCarthy and Jennifer Whorence are more popular.

She got them out for Lawless didn't she?

She's gotten them out more recently than that

Glimpse of nipple during dramatic Oscar-bait "love scene" is not getting them out. She's also super popular by Hollywood modern MeToo standards. Christ, you homos are obtuse as hell sometimes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Kazemon would like a word...

Kazemon is the lesser fairy Digimon, and not even a real Digimon. She's just there for lolicons to jerk off to while they can pretend they aren't lolicons. It's like the furry version of "ACTUAL LEE, this naked 12-year-old is a 300-year-old vampire..."

[Old Black Man]

Kazemon would like a word...

Kazemon is the lesser fairy Digimon, and not even a real Digimon. She's just there for lolicons to jerk off to while they can pretend they aren't lolicons. It's like the furry version of "ACTUAL LEE, this naked 12-year-old is a 300-year-old vampire..."

Ahh, Dance in the Vampire Bund? I could never bring myself to even give that series a chance for obvious reasons. And hey, Kaze is still rad, Zeyphrmon even more so. I love Frontier come at me.