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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:53 am

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Speaking of documentaries, did anyone see Dinesh's new film?

I actually enjoyed America: Imagine a World Without Her and the Obama Is Scary ones, but I didn't the last one. Is it worth it, or has he fallen off the wagon since jail?
I suppose you can watch Brad's review. The more triggered he and Dave are, the better the movie.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:21 am

>pajeet neocon
Sounds like a winner.
Are there polydicks documentaries that aren't hack shit? Theres gotta be at least one.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:42 pm

>polidicks flicks
>not hack shit


It's one or the other, mate.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by veris leta facies » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:39 pm



WTF? Am I missing something here? That movie looks god-awful but people are hyped as fuck about this crap in the comments. CG-Venom looks terrible and every single line in the trailer is fucking laughable. Tom Hardy is a charismatic and accomplished actor, but even his performance looks so weak in this. Sometimes I just feel so alienated from the common moviegoers, why they set the bar so low and want to watch this kind of crap again and again is a mystery to me.
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Post by Guest » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:12 pm

>That movie looks god-awful but people are hyped as fuck about this crap in the comments
Welgumm to capeshit.
How can the big guy man ever make a movie again, much less more capeshit.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:41 pm

The only time Venom was ever good was when it was bonded to Flash Thompson. Eddie Brock is a pretty shit character and this movie will apparently not change that. The whole thing just looks soooooooooo shit.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:27 pm

Love Tom Hardy will watch him in anything film doesn't look very good why can't we just get a Venom vs Carnage film and have it be R-rated?

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:41 pm

Probably the only positive thing I can say about that is that Venom looks more like Venom than whatever that was supposed to be in the god-awful Spider-Man 3

How can you do Venom without Spider-Man?
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by veris leta facies » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:24 pm

It will most likely not be even R-rated.
Sony recently revealed to Variety that it is unlikely that Venom would be the studio's first R-rated Marvel movie, because the character lives in the same universe as the family-friendly Spider-Man. The film recently underwent reshoots emphasizing its horror elements, but the movie also is trying to balance it out by injecting humor. The studio said the film will push the limits of a PG-13 movie with its kahntent, hopefully not crossing over to an R-rating. With Venom being Sony's first installment in their developing Spider-Verse franchise, locking into a completely mature tone earlier on might be a considerable risk.
https://www.cinemablend.com/news/245549 ... -after-all

Business comes first, it will be harder to sell sequels to you idiots if crossing PG-13, so have some injected humor instead motherfuckers!

Why everything must be fucking CGI these days, where's the innovation? I would totally go see it if it were directed by some visionary cinema-slinger like Nicolas Winding Refn and Venom character would be executed with stop-motion technology like the rat monkey in Braindead:



I could accept also a gimp-Venom, this style:

https://youtu.be/7qU2JoYkJxk?t=8m55s

Lollywood fucking suck.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:02 pm

Not R-rated? Come the fuck on. Just look at Venom. Does he scream "family-friendly" to you?
TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:27 pm
Love Tom Hardy will watch him in anything film doesn't look very good why can't we just get a Venom vs Carnage film and have it be R-rated?
An R-rated Carnage movie that's basically a capeshit slasher flick could be interesting. Sadly with the way they want to keep shit family friendly, whatever live-action version will be neutered like it's that one 90s Spider-Man cartoon all over again where they even considered a vampire sucking blood to be too hardcore.
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How can you do Venom without Spider-Man?
He did get quite a bit of solo action in the comics AFAIK, but it's a bit weird having him start out like that.
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