World Cup Thread

[da PAC Nigguh]

Soccer is like Hockey only without the ice and with way, way, way more darkies.

[Angelfire Memes]

I thought wed have the first story of insane russian hooligans killing someone by now.
You guys think there isnt anything happening or its just kept out of the news?

Or maybe theyre still hungover from their victory celebrations

The Russian Ultras are state-sponsored anyway. As this World Cup is a big PR exercise for them, they've been told to stay at home or they might accidentally walk into a bullet one day.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I didn't have high hopes for this team to begin with but now I'm convinced that it'll be a short WC for us.

I'd wait until the next game to get your hopes up. If my memory serves me correctly, our team often has a weaksauce start, but eventually manages to stumble its way past the group matches.

Then you have a bad memory because lately you tend to start with scoring 4 goals or more in the first game.

You know someone who calls it "shoot a goal" doesnt watch a lot

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I didn't have high hopes for this team to begin with but now I'm convinced that it'll be a short WC for us.

I'd wait until the next game to get your hopes up. If my memory serves me correctly, our team often has a weaksauce start, but eventually manages to stumble its way past the group matches.

Then you have a bad memory because lately you tend to start with scoring 4 goals or more in the first game.

Depends on whether or not the first game is against a scrubtastic filler team or a team that can actually play.

[Angelfire Memes]

Tragic watching Argentina get rekt last night.

[Guest]

So tragic I laughed for an hour.

[Kugelfisch]

And that's why Ronaldo got voted for the best player instead of Messi. Unlike Messi, Ronaldo can actually win games all by himself.

Also germany clearly didn't got a new player like Lahm, 0 surprise or speed in the last touch around the mexican area.

Zero speed in defence as well. When the fucking referee is 9km/h faster than your defence player chasing a striker on the loose you've got a problem.

If my memory serves me correctly, our team often has a weaksauce start, but eventually manages to stumble its way past the group matches.

We often have a weaksauce start and get eliminated in the group phase. Not to mention that historical shit doesn't mean anything when we've broken all historic losing matches last WC, like actually winning against Italy for once, and this team isn't the same as the last one.

You guys think there isnt anything happening or its just kept out of the news?

Anything to make Russia look like shit they would be ALL OVER it. The Russians didn't have a reason to riot either. Hilariously, the radio reporters sound really disappointed about it as well. Talking about how one should not let the current great atmosphere sway them of the state-enforced opinion that Russia a shit and reminding people that le ebil Russia doesn't like fags and other political garbage in their sports reporting.

You know someone who calls it "shoot a goal" doesnt watch a lot

In German it's literally "ein Tor schießen" (to shoot a goal). Your team, yet again, didn't even qualify. Just how do you manage to do that? When I look at what nations are in I see garbage nations that don't even have actual leagues and yet the Netherlands aren't in. What gives?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

We had people who know nothing about football selecting shit coaches who selected the wrong players and played the wrong system.

Messi is overrated thats been proven now, plenty of shit teams have players who can carry them at least a bit, he just instantly gives up the pussy

[Poonoo]

We had people who know nothing about football selecting shit coaches who selected the wrong players and played the wrong system.

Messi is overrated thats been proven now, plenty of shit teams have players who can carry them at least a bit, he just instantly gives up the pussy

He's used to being around other stars at Barcelona and had been known as more of a team player such is why people like him more because Ronaldo is a chad. Since Messi has a shit team around him he can't do anything, he carried them to the final last time but they had a fucking soft run.

This time the run was even easier and they have done worse. In Asalieri's video on losing the South American final to Chile again he flat out said they rely on Messi rather than building a strong team. They were lucky to even qualify which is why I thought they wouldn't top their group but I didn't think it would be this bad. When Messi retires Argentina are beyond fucked.

Also, they haven't won anything since 1993.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Saying argentine has a shit team is retarded, especially compared to half the nations that play in this world cup.



Most of them play for big clubs in the big leagues. Its just the media making excuses for Messi to call Argentine weak.