Warhammer for kids

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Warhammer for kids

Post by Osterzone » Mon May 21, 2018 11:02 pm

Even an IP like Warhammer can't escape diversity.

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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by CIANIgger » Tue May 22, 2018 2:08 am

Haven't they already been dismantling this franchise for awhile now just like Magic? And anything virgin men hold sacred?
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by Pepsi Man » Tue May 22, 2018 2:29 am

The art direction on that picture is terrible. Why is the white kid fading away and also holding a half-transparent piece of metal? If they're trying to make it look like two different scenes they could have done it about a billion different ways that didn't involve overlapping two characters and making one of them see through.
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by rabidtictac » Tue May 22, 2018 2:39 am

They're missing a wheelchair kid and an obvious transsexual.

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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by Guest » Tue May 22, 2018 3:24 am

It'll be absolute kino, just like Doozy Bots.

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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by Pepsi Man » Tue May 22, 2018 4:22 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 2:39 am
They're missing a wheelchair kid and an obvious transsexual.
Kid on the right is missing an arm and has a robotic one in its place. Clearly their disabled stand-in.
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by mad bum » Tue May 22, 2018 5:27 am

Hasn't warhammer suffered enough with age of sigmar?
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Tue May 22, 2018 10:06 am

that pirate could be a tranny
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 22, 2018 3:40 pm

Will they ever get the memo that kids don't want dumb kiddie shit?
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Re: Warhammer for kids

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 22, 2018 3:51 pm

Who wants fantasize about being a rad Space Marine if you can instead identify as the plucky Space Kid, armed with his trusty Bolter Sling?

(Also does anyone remember that silly D&D cartoon from the 80s? This is the grittier version of that. I'm amazed this is an actual book series instead of a joke video made by Harry Partridge or something.)
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Tue May 22, 2018 2:39 am
They're missing a wheelchair kid and an obvious transsexual.
Kid on the right is missing an arm and has a robotic one in its place. Clearly their disabled stand-in.
But Tech-Priests have privilege. Also they're leaning heavy into the cybernetic part of transhumanism, which isn't a particularly big topic in SJW circles AFAIK.
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